Be prepared for some more suspicious deaths ...

[dogtag]

People within Bill and Hillary's inner circle have a habit of
dying suddenly and in somewhat peculiar circumstances.
People manage to shoot themselves without the aid of a
firearm, stab themselves with non-existent knives, and most
oddly of all go to the trouble of walkies in the park, then
lying next to a canon and expiring.
Now that the spotlight has turned in their direction it might
prove, for the more prudent investigators at least, to invest
in some life insurance, avoid going walkies in parks and stay
away from airplanes, high buildings and dark alleys.

[Dick Hosmer]

Good point, though life insurance won't benefit anyone but their survivors. It will do nothing to deter assassination.