Gwyneth Paltrow Recommends Taking A Coffee Enema

[sid]

I wonder who administers one to her? Is this the same as taking "a coffee break?"

http://www.philly.com/philly/health/gwyneth-paltrows-lifestyle-detox-guide-promotes-coffee-enema-experts-say-its-bogus-20180111.html

[Vern Humphrey]

Reminds me of when Lord Windeshmere was so sick. He was being kept alive by injections per rectum.

Colonel Chomonoly-Bones happened to meet Jeeves, Windeshmere's butler in the street.

"Oi say, Jeeves, 'Ow's your Marster?"

"Much better, Sir. It would do your heart good to see his rectum snap at a bit of buttered toast."

[barretcreek]

Wouldn't mind a bit o'crumpet myself.

[togor]

When someone posts Gwyneth Paltrow news, isn't it time for an intervention?

[sid]

I heard she uses Starbucks for her coffee enemas. She gets them to go.

[JB White]

I heard she uses Starbucks for her coffee enemas. She gets them to go.

Butt some say she has a stool in the corner, and DNA testing indicates she's Turkish and Columbian blend.

[Allen]

Think I'll just continue to drink my coffee from the other end.

[Clark Howard]

"Ooh, Ooh, Ooh". Is it too hot? "Not enough sugar".

[aintright]

Ice coffee , anyone ?