Eating Certain Sandwiches Causes Global Warming

[sid]

That's what these British scientists say. Here is the terrible news. Chew on this:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/01/25/eating-some-sandwiches-causes-global-warming-uk-scientists-say.html

[dogtag]

Never mind the sandwiches, It's those Hot Dogs with Ketchup that are dangerous.
Warning: Use only mustard.

[Jiminvirginia]

Oh good another global warming thread.

[togor]

Never mind the sandwiches, It's those Hot Dogs with Ketchup that are dangerous.
Warning: Use only mustard.

DT as a youth my summer job was food vendor, roving the seats at Milwaukee County Stadium selling hot dogs, peanuts, Pepsi, etc. Pure commission, 16.23% of the gross. At my peak earnings I averaged over $40/game, which was really good money back then. But you had to be physically strong and ready to hustle.

Selling hot dogs, they gave us packets of yellow mustard to dole out on request. But never ketchup. We got asked by fans all the time "why no ketchup?" and I never had an answer.

[dogtag]

DT as a youth my summer job was food vendor, roving the seats a Milwaukee County Stadium settling hot dogs, peanuts, Pepsi, etc. Pure commission, 16.23% of the gross. At my peak earnings I averaged over $40/game, which was really good money back then. But you had to be physically strong and ready to hustle.

Selling hot dogs, they gave us packets of yellow mustard to dole out on request. But never ketchup. We got asked by fans all the time "why no ketchup?" and I never had an answer.

I don't know either.
Just between you and me, I've put Ketchup on a hot dog.
When nobody was looking I might add.

[JB White]

Hot dogs were invented as an excuse to eat more mustard!

The worst of the lot, the so-called "all-day breakfast" sandwich containing egg, bacon and sausage, created the same carbon dioxide emissions as driving a car 12 miles.

So that's why they make me sick to my stomach. It's more healthy to inhale from a tail pipe a few minutes each day.
I see they took into account all the production and transportation involved. They figure it for a sandwich but not into ethanol and solar panels.

[Major Tom]

Actually it's all the cow farts that are the leading cause of global warming! 8-/

[Tommy]

I’ve Noticed that. I had a sandwich in Chicago once that forced me to stay in a small room for quite a while. I am sure departure from that room and the pursuing flamethrower effect would’ve created the second great Chicago fire. Who hires these idiots ? I’m sure they have multiple PHD’s. You would have to go to school to get that stupid, you couldn’t do it by yourself.

Tommy