In a previous life this Cow was a Marine ...

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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985
    #1

    In a previous life this Cow was a Marine ...

    Isn't that in the manual - "Evade and Escape" ?.

    Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/cows-escapes-slaughterhouse-poland-rams-fence-swims-island-lake-nysa-a8214266.html
    Local politician reportedly agrees to let animal live after its ordeal captures public attention


    Maybe we should sent her to Afghanistan
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    • Roadkingtrax
      Senior Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 7835
      #2
      Probably be safer in India.
      "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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        • JB White
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 13371
          #3
          LOL..reminds me of a time over 50 years ago when I was told to fetch the cows for milking. "Bossie" didn't know me or my younger brothers and wasn't ready to come in. The others would only follow her. Got her turned around with a few pokes but she wasn't going anywhere. So I gave her a good smack. Well, not really a "good one". Over the fence and into the corn. The rodeo was on.

          Long story short I hid behind Grandma because I knew she wouldn't let them kill me.
          2016 Chicago Cubs. MLB Champions!


          **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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            • Allen
              Moderator
              • Sep 2009
              • 10580
              #4
              In a current life this cow IS a cow
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                • Allen
                  Moderator
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10580
                  #5
                  Makes you wonder about reincarnation doesn't it? What did this cow know or sense that the others didn't and how did it know?
                  Last edited by Allen; 02-18-2018, 07:09.

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                    • dogtag
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 14985
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Allen
                      Makes you wonder about reincarnation doesn't it? What did this cow know or sense that the others didn't and how did it know?
                      How did my Cat know just by looking at him that the guy was a Cat Doctor ?
                      Why did she sweat and squeeze under a cabinet that was too small to squeeze under ?
                      I didn't tell her and she can't read. (or can she ?)

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