Now here's an accident waiting to happen ...

[dogtag]

A Super yacht that can submerge.
I can see it now - they're all drunk as Lords and
decide to submerge and watch the fish.
Whoops, someone left the windows open.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/travel/5691717/migaloo-superyacht-that-turns-into-a-submarine-is-so-big-it-has-its-own-beach-club/

[leftyo]

no thanks.

[dogtag]

no thanks.

What ? You don't want a $5 circumcision ?

[Allen]

Looks like a torpedo.

[leftyo]

What ? You don't want a $5 circumcision ?

nope, that and ive been on a multi billion dollar submarine, and i wouldnt go under water in one of them either!

[blackhawknj]

Shades of Captain Nemo ! I suppose whoever can afford that has his secret base somewhere.

[Vern Humphrey]

Interesting.

Do you know when Holland designed the first true submarine, he couldn't sell it? The British were afraid it would make their navy obsolete, and the French were afraid of offending the English.

So the Irish bought it and christened it the Fenian Ram.

Fenian Ram is a submarine designed by John Philip Holland for use by the Fenian Brotherhood, American counterpart to the Irish Republican Brotherhood, against the British. The Ram's construction and launching in 1881 by the Delamater Iron Company in New York was funded by the Fenians' Skirmishing Fund.

[blackhawknj]

The Fenian Ram is in the Paterson Museum in Paterson, NJ-where Colt made his first revolvers.

[JB White]

After each time it submerges, who has to clean the swimming pool? Are doors that large really water tight? If so, that swimming pool would make a perfect cargo hold for dope.