Zimbabwe claims phalus bragging rights ...

[dogtag]

Yeah, this about sums up what that country is known for.
A population of well-endowed dumbasses..

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rel...70bf28001f24b8

[Ken The Kanuck]

A direct quote from the article "He told the gathering that Zimbabwe should turn its own hand to the problem."

If they did that they would not need condoms.

KTK

[dryheat]

Same problem I had with them.

[Vern Humphrey]

An Indian came into the drug store, hopping mad. "What's wrong, Chief?"

"Rubber no damn' good! Left ball go 'NGG!' and rubber go pop!"

So the druggist gave him a more robust brand. Next day he was back, madder than ever. "What's wrong, Chief?"

"Rubber no damn' good! Left ball go 'NGG!' Right ball go 'NGG!' and rubber go pop!"

So the druggist went into the back room, cut a foot long section off bicycle inner tube, and vulcanized the end closed. "Try this."

The next day he got a call from the hospital, and there was the Chief all hooked up to life support. "What's wrong, Chief?"

"Rubber no damn' good! Left ball go 'NGG!' Right ball go 'NGG!' Rubber go 'NGG!' Left ball go pop!"