Oops, sorry, I thought you were Maxine Waters ...

[dogtag]

An easy mistake to make - even sober.

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/05/03/police-use-stun-gun-on-man-attempting-to-have-sex-with-car/

Incredibly poor taste.

[Vern Humphrey]

Why did the police get involved? Was the car underage?

[Mark in Ottawa]

The car was most likely underage, almost certainly being less than 16 years old. The big questions however are 1) did the car respond to his advances 2) if he had been successful, would he have been charged with rape? 3) did he enjoy it?

Oh well, they say that anything is possible in Chicago

[JB White]

The car was most likely underage, almost certainly being less than 16 years old. The big questions however are 1) did the car respond to his advances 2) if he had been successful, would he have been charged with rape? 3) did he enjoy it?

Oh well, they say that anything is possible in Chicago

It happened in Newton, Kansas. Chicago men don't do underage cars. Raping underage cows in the childrens zoo, now that happens in Chicago.