Jennifer Aniston to Play First Female Lesbian President

[rkohut]

Let me guess...

We get a smart and strong president that, no matter what the crisis, seems to make the right decision in a cool calculated style.

Kind of like the CBS propaganda TV show about Hillary named Madam Secretary
(preparing America for what we would get if we elected Hillary as President)

Ahhh, but we get much more than the strong, cool, tough and dynamic lesbian president.
We get a spunky, delightful, bubbly personality that begins to bring peace and love throughout the land simply due to the power of her personality.

Oh yeah, fifty and sixty-year-old liberals will pass out due to hysterical joy after watching this.

http://people.com/movies/jennifer-aniston-to-play-female-lesbian-president-netflix-movie/

[sid]

It should have starred Rosie O'Donnell with Michelle Obama as her wife.

[Dick Hosmer]

Isn't "Female Lesbian" redundant? Or, do you need to be told the cowboy bartender joke?

[dryheat]

Rosie should have a kid with Fat Bastard. Just for an experiment. I can't stand Jennifer Aniston.

[dogtag]

What's next on the Hollywood agenda I wonder, a movie about
transsexuals joining the ranks of the MS-13 gang ?
The ex Bruce Jenner could star.

[Vern Humphrey]

Our next Democrat President will be an African-Native American Jewish Lesbian -- Whoopi Goldberg Sitting Bull.