The World is mostly made of Poop ...

[dogtag]

Just think, the average person during his or her lifetime
poops roughly twelve tons of it. Now if you figure there's
something like three billion people at present merrily
pooping away, that's one helluva lot of poop.
Now I've no idea how to figure how many generations
of people have preceded us, but it must be a lot, and
unless I'm mistaken, they pooped just like we do.
And let's not forget the animals which do their share.
Probably only Atlas has any idea as to how much the
world weighs, but I'm betting that half of it is poop.
Something to ponder over breakfast eh ?

P.S. As liberals are full of crap, total weight of worldly poop
will depend on how many liberals there are.

[Major Tom]

And my wife says I have a fetish with poop and farts! BTW, how did the native americans handle this problem? 8-/

[togor]

Finally a topic DT can sink his teeth into.

[Roadkingtrax]

Finally a topic DT can sink his teeth into.

You just never know. He may be an English Breakfast man.

[Dick Hosmer]

Since matter lasts forever, bask in the thought that (unfortunately right along with the rest of us) our trolls are breathing caveman farts (or, to bring it closer to home, Hillary's!) The difference is, they probably enjoy it. FURKT.

[pcox]

"Probably only Atlas has any idea how much the earth weighs". The earth is in orbit around the sun, therefore it's weightless. However, it has a mass of six septillion tons. That's a lot of poop.

[Allen]

BTW, how did the native americans handle this problem? 8-/

Ugh, smellum like sht.

[JB White]

Poop...one way or another it goes right back into the food supply. Bon appetit!

[Vern Humphrey]

Just had my mare shod, and as usual had an interesting conversation with my farrier. His daughter is an officer in a co-op that has the goal of keeping young people on the land (and helping older people who think they would like to farm.)

One of their programs is to finance Chicken Schooners. These are large portable chicken houses with no floor. Once the chickens are caught and shipped, the Schooner is moved to a new spot -- leaving a well-fertilized garden area behind.