CA Mayor Wants To Give Money ($1000 per month) To Potential Shooters

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  • sid
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 3198

    #1

    CA Mayor Wants To Give Money ($1000 per month) To Potential Shooters

    Only in the land of fruits and nuts. Why not lock them up instead? Or at least let them use the mayor for target practice.

    Stockton Mayor Michael Tubbs says that for way too long, his city has been known for headlines about bankruptcy, violent crime and the housing collapse.
  • TomSudz
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 3676

    #2
    I can buy a lot of guns with 18 grand!
    I dream of a better world. One where chickens may cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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    • SloopJohnB
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 1395

      #3
      Just about the time I think that the limit of Liberal stupidity has been reached, some moron proves me wrong!

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      • dogtag
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 14985

        #4
        Hey, don't knock it.
        I'm in California, I own a gun therefore I'm a potential shooter.
        Where do I go to get my first $1,000 ?

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        • dryheat
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 10587

          #5
          He's not all that crazy, they are already doing it.

          -This program is called Advance Peace, and it's modeled after a crime reduction program in the Bay Area city of Richmond-
          If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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          • dogtag
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 14985

            #6
            Originally posted by dryheat
            He's not all that crazy, they are already doing it.

            -This program is called Advance Peace, and it's modeled after a crime reduction program in the Bay Area city of Richmond-
            You need a gun if you live in Richmond.

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            • Vern Humphrey
              Administrator - OFC
              • Aug 2009
              • 15875

              #7
              Give me a thousand dollars a month, and not only will I not shoot anybody in Stockton, I won't shoot anybody anywhere else in California. Give me $1500 a month, and I won't even COME to California>

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              • jjrothWA
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 1148

                #8
                Welcome to the "Land of the lotus eaters!"

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                • JB White
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 13371

                  #9
                  Stockton Mayor Michael Tubbs says that for way too long, his city has been known for headlines about bankruptcy, violent crime and the housing collapse.
                  In the future, he wants it to be known as a place willing to test bold solutions.
                  Then come up with another solution to reverse the vacated homes, lack of businesses, and take care of the bankruptcy the city in embroiled in. Can't toss his own paycheck into the fund because there won't be any!

                  Invent eyeglasses to correct short-sightedness and you'll be a trillionaire.
                  Last edited by JB White; 05-28-2018, 07:24.
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                  • S.A. Boggs
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 8568

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
                    Give me a thousand dollars a month, and not only will I not shoot anybody in Stockton, I won't shoot anybody anywhere else in California. Give me $1500 a month, and I won't even COME to California>
                    I'll do it for less...
                    Sam

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                    • Vern Humphrey
                      Administrator - OFC
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 15875

                      #11
                      Scab!

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                      • Allen
                        Moderator
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 10583

                        #12
                        If we could actually shoot anyone we wanted it would well be worth "paying" $1,000 a month to CA instead.

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                        • bostonbound
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 184

                          #13
                          1. Guaranteed Basic Income:

                          How can this go wrong? It has been practiced in Great Britain for generations - which is why GB is the economic and social powerhouse of the world - outpacing any other European country in GDP, quality of life, low crime rate, and all other positive measures. The British economy and quality of life outpaces the US, Japan, Russia, and China - it is paradise on earth. And all thanks to the dole and the deliberately contrived Welfare State (their term, not mine - look it up).

                          2. Stipends for Shooters.

                          This is really a thinly veiled sting operation by the Justice Department - the "Mayor" is really a deeply embedded mole. I mean, think it through -

                          To qualify for the money, you have to be a potential shooter. How would such a person be identified and approved?

                          a. Show credentials to prove you are a violent person - such as a felony conviction for a crime of violence.

                          b. Show that you have the means to commit a shooting crime - such as possessing a firearm.

                          By applying and being approved for the program you have confessed to violating Federal gun laws. You will then be convicted, locked up, and receive your $1000 per month in Federal prison.

                          This is BRILLIANT! And cheap at twice the price! way to go, Agent Tubbs!
                          Last edited by bostonbound; 05-30-2018, 05:38.

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                          • JB White
                            Senior Member
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 13371

                            #14
                            You think? Pay no mind to overcrowded prisons, a failing 'ankle bracelet' monitoring system, corruption, double standards, and ACLU types looking for a crusade. None of that factors in...or doesn't it?
                            Last edited by JB White; 05-31-2018, 07:40. Reason: Thai-Po
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                            **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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                            • togor
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 17610

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Allen
                              If we could actually shoot anyone we wanted it would well be worth "paying" $1,000 a month to CA instead.
                              Allen watches the "Purge" movies and dreams of the day it comes true. Just remember that you're on someone else's list too.

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