The Miss America Pageant Has Canceled The Swim Suit Competition...

[blackhawknj]

If they eliminate the swimsuit competition and judging on looks it will end up like the Wendy's "Russian Fashion Show" commercial from the 1980s.

[Allen]

What about my dog? He identifies with being human.

I know what you mean. My dog is the same way and I wish he were so he would live longer.

If a female dog were to enter the pageant and they still wore the swimsuit's would she have to wear several bra's ?

[togor]

Dogs in bras? Getting a little too backwoods here, maybe?

True story from years ago. Friends of mine, Iowans, good honest people. Husband got out of vet school, got his first job at a clinic in N. Georgia. Back then people would call your house phone if something was up. One night the phone rings, late, wife wakes up and picks up the phone. On the other end, in hushed, urgent tones, a woman's voice with a thick drawl:

"Can you get pregnant from dawwg?"

"What??!"

"CAN YOU GET PREGNANT FROM A DOG?!"

"NO!" Click! Shudder! Years later wife couldn't believe she had that conversation.

[JB White]

If they eliminate the swimsuit competition and judging on looks it will end up like the Wendy's "Russian Fashion Show" commercial from the 1980s.

That deserves to be seen again. Thanks for the flashback!


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[Dolt]

I know what you mean. My dog is the same way and I wish he were so he would live longer.

If a female dog were to enter the pageant and they still wore the swimsuit's would she have to wear several bra's ?

Oooocheeee Mama!!!

[dogtag]

Maybe Gretchen Carlson is a fan of the Victorian era when
even table legs had to be covered.
She may not last too long in this job.

[lyman]

does anyone actually watch the Pageant any more?

[dogtag]

does anyone actually watch the Pageant any more?

Yes. Randy old Men in Wheelchairs who still have
more testosterone left in them than today's millenial
males who wear dresses.

[Roadkingtrax]

Yes. Randy old Men in Wheelchairs who still have
more testosterone left in them than today's millenial
males who wear dresses.

Coincidentally, that's also a new Miss America pageant category.

[clintonhater]

Maybe Gretchen Carlson is a fan of the Victorian era when
even table legs had to be covered.
She may not last too long in this job.

Why does she need a job after holding up Fox for several million bucks because someone (obviously desperate!) made a pass at her?

[RED]

I think a lot of the Miss America contestants will look great with no swim suits on.

[JB White]

I think a lot of the Miss America contestants will look great with no swim suits on.

Had to think about that for a moment. I have to think if they dropped their swimsuits and walked on without them most would look absolutely stunning.