Stopping the Hawaiian volcano

[RED]

According to the native legends there is only one way to stop the eruption and appease the God of fire... A human sacrifice is required, but not just any human. It must be a prominent national figure born on the islands, and one that has abused his high post.

I understand that Obama just released his Kenyan birth certificate.

[1563621]

LOL

[Major Tom]

Throw him in anyhow!

[JB White]

Throw him in anyhow!

NO! DON'T DO IT!!! Obama claiming Hawaii as his birthplace is what pissed off Pele in the first place. Tossing him into her bosom will only piss her off even more. How many innocent islanders must perish to satisfy a populations' vengeance?
We already have proof that Obamas make Pele puke.

[togor]

Trump likes orange. The lava is orange (before it cools). I'm sensing a connection there.

[Marty T.]

Hmmm. Maybe since Odummer SAYS he was born in Hawaii, you may be on to something. Trump is undoing all the junk that idiot did, so maybe he is using a color he likes to get rid of the place it came from so we won't have to deal with something like that again.

[JB White]

*sigh* I wish the President well in his endeavors, but there goes that Hawaiian vacation. Man, I've been saving pennies for a long time too...

[Allen]

Throw him in anyhow!

+1

[clintonhater]

WHY stop it? Maybe the most liberal state in the country, except for Cally--one of the prime sources of the court orders that have shacked Trump's programs. Let it burn & sink.

[Allen]

WHY stop it? Maybe the most liberal state in the country, except for Cally--one of the prime sources of the court orders that have shacked Trump's programs. Let it burn & sink.

But it's not the land that's the problem. It's the people and they would just move to the West Coast and be closer to us. The more of "those" people that don't live on our mainland the better.

[m1ashooter]

Maybe the should ask the 23rd Bomb Squadron to drop bombs again. It worked once.

On 27 December 1935, the Mauna Loa volcano on the island of Hawaii erupted, threatening the city of Hilo. Six Keystones of the 23d used precision bombing tactics to drop twenty 600-pound bombs in the path of the volcano’s lava flow, thus saving the city of Hilo by diverting the lava away from the city.

[S.A. Boggs]

Maybe the should ask the 23rd Bomb Squadron to drop bombs again. It worked once.

On 27 December 1935, the Mauna Loa volcano on the island of Hawaii erupted, threatening the city of Hilo. Six Keystones of the 23d used precision bombing tactics to drop twenty 600-pound bombs in the path of the volcano’s lava flow, thus saving the city of Hilo by diverting the lava away from the city.

As big as the problem is, how about trying an H Bomb instead and do it right?
Sam

[blackhawknj]

Will the volcano or volcano god be cited for environmental damage ?

[dogtag]

Drop garbage in there. May as well make use of it.

[togor]

But it's not the land that's the problem. It's the people and they would just move to the West Coast and be closer to us. The more of "those" people that don't live on our mainland the better.

Allen is one those "those people" guys. Wow what a surprise!