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  • RED
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 11689

    #1

    Sex offender near me...

    I just found out that a convicted sex offender lives just a few blocks from me. I think I might have seen him at Wally World last week but he is hard to recognize and pretty much looks like everyone else... but his eyes are a bit different.

    Last edited by RED; 06-14-2018, 07:12.
  • togor
    Banned
    • Nov 2009
    • 17610

    #2
    OMG so many directions one could take this

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    • RED
      Very Senior Member - OFC
      • Aug 2009
      • 11689

      #3
      Originally posted by togor
      OMG so many directions one could take this
      Yeah, you could take a hardware store yard stick and twist it into a pretzel and tell a million lies about how it got that way. You would climb to the top of a flag pole to tell a lie when you could stand still on the ground and tell the truth. See that telephone pole... it is really not a creosoted tree trunk, it is a monkey with his legs tied together and his arms sticking out to hold the wires. See, look at it! It is brown and monkeys are brown that is hard proof that it is really a monkey... Go ahead and tell us the guy in the news report's eyes are no different than any other eyes... after all they are round.
      Last edited by RED; 06-14-2018, 09:12.

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      • Roadkingtrax
        Senior Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 7835

        #4
        Lots of branchless family trees down that way? Lol
        "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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        • Dolt
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 543

          #5
          Poor SOB....he will probably never get laid for the rest of his life. To bad he got into kiddy porn instead of the usual garden variety adult stuff.
          Read, think, UNDERSTAND, comment

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          • dogtag
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 14985

            #6
            His eyes are different ?
            One in the middle ?
            Both on one side ?
            One in the middle plus one each side ?
            What ?

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            • Fred
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 4977

              #7
              It looks to me that maybe he tried to commit suicide and the gun was tilted outward from under his chin, resulting in the bullet blowing everything out along the way.
              That didn't go very well for him did it.

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              • JB White
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 13371

                #8
                One of the contestants in the Annual Arkansas inter-county Wire Biting Championships. Teams climb poles and gnaw on wires until the last one dangling wins. Hey..it's free beer for a year!


                Originally posted by togor
                OMG so many directions one could take this
                No $hit Sherlock! LOL
                2016 Chicago Cubs. MLB Champions!


                **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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                • S.A. Boggs
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 8568

                  #9
                  Originally posted by togor
                  OMG so many directions one could take this
                  This statement confirms many suspicions.
                  Sam

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                  • dogtag
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 14985

                    #10
                    I just clicked on the link. Good looking guy.

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                    • jgaynor
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 1287

                      #11
                      Kind of looks a little like Steve Bannon - just better dressed!

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