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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985

    #1

    Now that's simply going too far ...

    Explosive Condoms ??
    Haven't used those since I was a teenager,
    but trying to blow your enemy's dong off is not cricket,
    And is certainly not the act of a gentleman.

  • TomSudz
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 3676

    #2
    You've used explosive condoms?
    I dream of a better world. One where chickens may cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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    • dogtag
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 14985

      #3
      Originally posted by TomSudz
      You've used explosive condoms?
      Only once.

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      • togor
        Banned
        • Nov 2009
        • 17610

        #4
        Did you draw a good surgeon?

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        • Mark in Ottawa
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 1744

          #5
          If you used an explosive condom you could really go out with a bang

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          • dryheat
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 10587

            #6
            Cheap Chinese condoms. They're too small to begin with and poorly made.
            If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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            • PWC
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 1366

              #7
              In the early '60s during the cold war, the Russians ordered a shipment of rubbers from a US supplier. I don't remember the dimensions, bu they were prodigeous. When they were delivered to the Russians they were labeled as 'small'. Reemember reading this in a Readers Digest.

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              • dryheat
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 10587

                #8
                Prodigeous. You don't see that everyday.
                If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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                • S.A. Boggs
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 8568

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dryheat
                  Prodigeous. You don't see that everyday.
                  With your statement one has to ponder.
                  Sam

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                  • dryheat
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 10587

                    #10
                    Ah...the word.
                    If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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                    • Major Tom
                      Very Senior Member - OFC
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 6181

                      #11
                      While preparing to go to 'Nam, we were told most Vietnamese prostitutes had razor blades in their 'you know what'. 8-/

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                      • PWC
                        Senior Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 1366

                        #12
                        Would have been better if I had spelled it right...Prodigious...sorry guys

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                        • Allen
                          Moderator
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 10583

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dogtag
                          Explosive Condoms ??
                          Give them to the invaders coming into our country along with the welfare, food, shelter, cell phones, DL's and the required democrat voter registration forms.

                          What we really need are exploding phones. When you get the message "press 1 to speak in English" pressing any other key would ignite a C-4 explosive in the phone taking your head off. Make technology great again.
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