Bourbon and creek water?

[RED]

So the storage building collapsed and 2,000 - 5,000 barrels were"destroyed out of the 9,000 inside. There are 53 gallons of whiskey in a barrel and so you've got up to 250,000 gallons of whiskey flowing into a creek.

Firefighters were unable to tell whether the water contained any of the alcohol, the Standard reported.

Come on now, that's a little hard to swallow.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/06/22/bourbon-storage-facility-collapses-in-kentucky-sending-barrels-crashing-to-ground.html

[Roadkingtrax]

Just need some ice cubes.

[JB White]

I don't sip 'on the rocks' because I don't like it watered down. However I do need to find this creek because I'll bet the fish are suddenly extra delicious.

[TomSudz]

The firefighters have been sampling the water for hours!

[Sako]

I didn't realize there was a difference between Kentucky Bourbon and creek water.

[JB White]

I didn't realize there was a difference between Kentucky Bourbon and creek water.

Blasphemy!! You...you...you HEATHEN!