A Talking Cow Causes Family Problems

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  • sid
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 3198

    #1

    A Talking Cow Causes Family Problems

    I kid you not. Check it out:

    In a truly strange case out of Zimbabwe, a village chief has been enlisted to help a family who say that one of their cows has suddenly begun to talk!
  • JB White
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 13371

    #2
    What's the problem? Everybody knows talking cows all lie. They still make for good burgers though.
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    • S.A. Boggs
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 8568

      #3
      Originally posted by JB White
      What's the problem? Everybody knows talking cows all lie. They still make for good burgers though.
      No big deal, the United States has a talking ass of a political party of Socialists!
      Sam

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      • sid
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 3198

        #4
        Hillary Clinton is a talking cow!

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        • Allen
          Moderator
          • Sep 2009
          • 10583

          #5
          Originally posted by sid
          Hillary Clinton is a talking cow!
          I would say so is Moochelle but she's more of a bitching cow.

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          • dryheat
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 10587

            #6
            Mooga Booga
            I don't know why I even looked at this.
            If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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            • Major Tom
              Very Senior Member - OFC
              • Aug 2009
              • 6181

              #7
              Originally posted by dryheat
              Mooga Booga
              I don't know why I even looked at this.
              That's OOGA BOOGA 8-)

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              • Mark in Ottawa
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 1744

                #8
                From the posters that I've seen while driving to Florida on the I-95, I had been under the impression that all that cows could say was "Eat more chicken"

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                • Allen
                  Moderator
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10583

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mark in Ottawa
                  From the posters that I've seen while driving to Florida on the I-95, I had been under the impression that all that cows could say was "Eat more chicken"
                  Chick-Fil-A is very popular here in the Southern states. The restaurant chain is pro-Christian and anti-queer. They even close every Sunday and on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Every time the lgbt calls for a boycott the restaurants get packed with no where to park. They do an incredible amount of business all the time though. I don't know how prevalent they are in other states but I see they have spread to Canada.

                  Cows don't spell very well so it's " Eat Mor Chikin"

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                  • JB White
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 13371

                    #10
                    Chick-fil-A has made it to the Chicago area, but it seems the locations still operating are in the more conservative suburbs.

                    As far as the boycotts go, I'm glad the people will stand up to the queerball Nazis. I recall when they called for a boycott on Tetley Tea. Record sales and record quarterly earnings. I don't drink the stuff but I made sure I bought a box on every shopping trip for months.
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                    **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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                    • Roadkingtrax
                      Senior Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 7835

                      #11
                      Jesus chicken is pretty good. I like the waffle fries on roadtrips.
                      "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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                      • togor
                        Banned
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 17610

                        #12
                        Trax have you moved? Location change or editing update?

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                        • Roadkingtrax
                          Senior Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 7835

                          #13
                          Originally posted by togor
                          Trax have you moved? Location change or editing update?
                          We did just move, but it was in state. Not my favorite activity...but the better half is happy and I'm only a couple miles from my employer.
                          "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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