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PELOSIUM
"A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These particles are held together by light and dark particles called radical moreons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The atomic symbol for Pelosium is PU - short for stinky.
PU's mass actually increases over time, as radical moreons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the PU molecule, leading to the formation of iso-dopes. The characteristic of iso-dope promotion leads some scientists to believe that PU is formed whenever radical moreons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Moredumba@$. When catalyzed with tax money, PU activates CNNadnauseum, an element that radiates orders of magnitude of more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many iso-dope forming radical moreons as Pelosium."
"A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These particles are held together by light and dark particles called radical moreons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The atomic symbol for Pelosium is PU - short for stinky.
PU's mass actually increases over time, as radical moreons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the PU molecule, leading to the formation of iso-dopes. The characteristic of iso-dope promotion leads some scientists to believe that PU is formed whenever radical moreons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Moredumba@$. When catalyzed with tax money, PU activates CNNadnauseum, an element that radiates orders of magnitude of more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many iso-dope forming radical moreons as Pelosium."
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