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  • sid
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 3198

    #1

    Another Year Older!

    I am beside myself with excitement to realize that I am now 88. Since I am still a notorious party animal I will probably celebrate by taking a nap.

    I remain fairly active and neither my wife nor I have any serious health issues. I have been happily married to this beautiful girl for 63 years. She has been happily married to me for maybe 2 months.

    On a serious note I am not afraid of dying and actually don't think about it very much. Most of my thoughts are centered on all of the crazy, left-wing crap that is going on in our country. i see pictures of mobs of college kids, both black and white, tearing down statues, burning our flag, carrying banners and chanting about "black lives matter," and other junk of a similar nature.

    I have also lost interest in reading books. Even light reading like thrillers will now put me to sleep. Reluctantly, I joined Facebook. Rarely do I post anything but it does help me to keep up with what is going on with my extended family, none of whom live nearby.

    I do spend a considerable amount of time on line reading conservative political material. My own political position is to the right of Attila the Hun.

    This site is my absolute favorite. I signed up here shortly after Major Culver first started it. Over the many years I have read posts by all sorts of people. The trolls do not bother me at all since they are on my Ignore List.

    Lastly, I would like to make a couple of recommendations. For those readers who are not old goats, you should absolutely look into Long Term Care Insurance. I wish I had that now. It is a lot better to pay $7000 a year now than $7000 a month later on for either Home care or placement in a Continuing Care Facility.

    Many people have asked me how they too could live into a healthy old age. Here is what I tell them. There are 3 things that you must do.

    Eat right, exercise and watch an hour of porn every day. This last one will really get your heart pumping.
  • Ken The Kanuck
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 4094

    #2
    Happy Birthday Sid, may you and your better half enjoy many more.

    KTK

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    • dogtag
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 14985

      #3
      Life begins at 88 not 40.
      Happy birthday Sid

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      • Allen
        Moderator
        • Sep 2009
        • 10583

        #4
        Congrats Sid. I don't know if you post your BD's every year but I remember your post last year and the 1st one that I recall saying you were 82 and lived in a Tudor house. You're an inspiration to us all. I'll have to look into that long term care ins.

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        • blackhawknj
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2011
          • 3754

          #5
          "Porn every day". C'mon, Sid, Someone has been watching over you. Have a Happy !

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          • S.A. Boggs
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 8568

            #6
            You might be 88 physically, but I see a great deal of a 10 year old in you! Take your wife to dinner, like mine she has to put up with much and deserves more.
            Sam

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            • Mark in Ottawa
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 1744

              #7
              Happy Birthday. 80 is the new 60 so you should be able to watch porn for a while yet - but perhaps it might be more fun to make it instead of watching it. On the other hand your lady may decide to cut things short for you. All the best.

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              • JB White
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 13371

                #8
                I didn't realize you were old enough to be my dad. You're both close in age. Heck, had I known I might have treated you better!

                Happy birthday, Sid.
                2016 Chicago Cubs. MLB Champions!


                **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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                • bdm
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 613

                  #9
                  Sir Happy Birthday best wishes for many many more

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                  • kj47
                    Senior Member
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 699

                    #10
                    Happy birthday Sir and many more.

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