The moment the Seat Belt sign goes off ...

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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985

    #1

    The moment the Seat Belt sign goes off ...

    It's incredible, seemingly, half the occupants of the cabin suddenly
    find that their bladder is full and has to be emptied RIGHT NOW.
    Maybe they drank too much in the airport lounge before their flight
    was called. But I've had a couple of beers before take off and didn't
    find the need to pee. Most flights are for just a couple of hours - I
    went several times to London without visiting the bathroom. In fact
    of the many flights back and forth in my younger days I only used
    the bathroom once. Once was enough as I found the experience
    like something I didn't want to experience. It was near the end of
    the journey I have to admit, so after five hundred or so people had
    been there before me, it was obvious that five hundred people had
    been there before me - many of whom had an accuracy problem.

  • Roadkingtrax
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 7835

    #2
    This explains a lot!
    "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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    • Mark in Ottawa
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 1744

      #3
      Reminds me of the old poster put up in a washroom: "We aim to please. You aim too, please"

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      • Clark Howard
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 2105

        #4
        I asked the question once of an aircraft cleaner. She said that although there is some urine on the floor, most of the moisture that ends up on the floor comes from hand washing and drying. I asked about the brown stuff that was spread around. She said, "That's xxxx". Regards, Clark

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        • JB White
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 13371

          #5
          Think airline toilets can be bad? Try whizzing in a sloshing honey bucket in the back of a moving bus on a rough road.
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