So, how many guns have you got, huh ? ...

[dogtag]

No, I don't want to know.
Nearly 400 million guns in America. That's a lot of
potential civilian firepower, if it were ever to be needed.
The Japanese in WW2 wondering about invading the US
figured they'd be facing a gun behind every blade of grass.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ns-people.html

[Vern Humphrey]

Lemesse. Ya gotta have a .22 -- both rifle and pistol, right? And a varmint rifle. And a deer rifle. And a shotgun. A pistol for concealed carry. A muzzle loader. That's 7 "Must haves."

[dogtag]

Lemesse. Ya gotta have a .22 -- both rifle and pistol, right? And a varmint rifle. And a deer rifle. And a shotgun. A pistol for concealed carry. A muzzle loader. That's 7 "Must haves."

And a few Cap'nballs wouldn't be amiss. Plus an air rifle or two.

[Allen]

Lemesse. Ya gotta have a .22 -- both rifle and pistol, right? And a varmint rifle. And a deer rifle. And a shotgun. A pistol for concealed carry. A muzzle loader. That's 7 "Must haves."

That pretty well sums it up as an absolute minimum. Anything above that might be the start of a collection.

[barretcreek]

Plus a few for competition.

[dogtag]

Plus a few for competition.

And a few buried here and there in the garden.

[RETREAD123456]

More. than. I need, but not as many as I want

[Vern Humphrey]

And a few Cap'nballs wouldn't be amiss. Plus an air rifle or two.

Yeah. And a "light rifle" -- say a .243. And a "heavy rifle" for elk, moose, griz and -- hey! you might go to Africa some day.

[1563621]

How about the military collectibles? You know, the wall hangers that will never be hung! Must have a Garand, carbine and M14. Now that is 3 different calibers. So, Have to get some others to match those calibers. And so on!

[dogtag]

Wouldn't be seen dead without my SKS.

[Dan in NH]

Always room for just one more

[Vern Humphrey]

Always room for just one more

Plus brass, dies, and a bullet mould or two.

[JB White]

I can't count all the guns I have now. I've been buying them dirt cheap from the patriotic recyclers in Arkansas and Missouri.

[IditarodJoe]

Nearly 400 million guns in America. That's a lot of
potential civilian firepower, if it were ever to be needed.

And only 31 percent of the people in the US own guns. Supposedly based on a survey by some "think tank" in Switzerland. Hahahaha! You've got this ... right?

<phone rings> "Hi, my name's Leon. You got any guns?"

You: "Sure. Doesn't everybody?"

Leon: "Well, how many you got?"

You: "Hmmm... let me go count them. Be right back . . .


Ummm ... right! Utter BS. Those who see themselves as "political influencers" will never be at a loss for "facts" as long as they can just manufacture them out of thin air.

[Clark Howard]

My doctor's nurse asked me if I had any guns in the house, and, were they loaded. I said that I used to have my Grandpa's old shotgun, but I gave it to my nephew. I never checked to see if it was loaded. When my doctor read that, he laughed his ass off. Regards, Clark