If you say it's good, I'll say it's bad ...

[dogtag]

It seems that one band of researchers seems to enjoy nullifying
the research done by another band of researchers. It's a game
they play. One says coffee is good, the other says it's bad.
Whatever one group publishes the other group will publish the
exact opposite days or weeks later. But the nay sayers have gone
too far this time - in disparaging the wonder drug Aspirin they've
crossed the line. I've been on an Aspirin regimen for countless
years and I'm still here. I'm still ambulatory although I don't run.
Actually, there's just two reasons for running - if you're being
chased or if you're doing the chasing. Nothing else. Stupid waste
of energy otherwise.
Keep those Aspirin coming.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-bleeding.html

[Vern Humphrey]

The idea is to generate a controversy, that will justify more studies and more grants.

[dryheat]

That's why when the health segment comes on on the news, I change the channel. Screw health.

[Allen]

Reminds me of the daily findings on coffee:

Coffee causes cancer.

Coffee cures cancer.

New report tomorrow.