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  • dryheat
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 10587

    #1

    Like some fable, I will give my kingdom...

    Seems in the fables they are always looking for some one pure of heart. I guess that what is required to run for any office these days. Where in the kingdom is it possible to find a hard charging, take no prisioner's kind of guy that is a winner and never tried to get to second base in college. I guess only queers and LGBTDCE people might qualify, but I doubt they are all that pure of heart. Maybe nine year old's should run the country.
    If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.
  • Vern Humphrey
    Administrator - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 15875

    #2
    Originally posted by dryheat
    Seems in the fables they are always looking for some one pure of heart. I guess that what is required to run for any office these days. Where in the kingdom is it possible to find a hard charging, take no prisioner's kind of guy that is a winner and never tried to get to second base in college. I guess only queers and LGBTDCE people might qualify, but I doubt they are all that pure of heart. Maybe nine year old's should run the country.
    If you listen to the Democrats' temper tantrums, you get the impression that nine year olds ARE running the country.

    And if you read what some of our National Socialists post on this board, you'd lower that estimate to about six.

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    • dogtag
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 14985

      #3
      Hardly a fable. Richard 111 was killed at the battle of Bosworth field
      after being unhorsed. Whether he uttered those exact words is
      debatable but you can bet he was looking for a horse as being
      on foot in a battle is not good.

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      • Vern Humphrey
        Administrator - OFC
        • Aug 2009
        • 15875

        #4
        Well, he was certainly killed there. And his remains were recently discovered.

        And interestingly enough, DNA now shows the current Royal Family is NOT related to the Plantagenets -- Henry Tudor who defeated Richard III and became Henry VII was an impostor!

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        • dogtag
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 14985

          #5
          Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
          Well, he was certainly killed there. And his remains were recently discovered.

          And interestingly enough, DNA now shows the current Royal Family is NOT related to the Plantagenets -- Henry Tudor who defeated Richard III and became Henry VII was an impostor!
          Under a car park. Not a very dignified burial site for a King. New lot are Windsors.

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          • Vern Humphrey
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 15875

            #6
            Originally posted by dogtag
            Under a car park. Not a very dignified burial site for a King. New lot are Windsors.
            To be fair, the car park was built a while after he was buried.

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            • blackhawknj
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2011
              • 3754

              #7
              When the people who say "A woman is always to believed" find that sword used against them....
              The parking lot where Richard was unearthed was a monastery at the time.
              "New lot are Windsors". They adopted that name in 1917, Saxe-Coburg-Gotha was a little too German. They were rather late about it, in 1914 the Russians quickly changed the name of St. Petersburg to Petrograd.
              Last edited by blackhawknj; 09-25-2018, 03:47.

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              • dogtag
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 14985

                #8
                Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
                To be fair, the car park was built a while after he was buried.
                Yes, It's a good job he didn't know - he would have been pissed.

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                • S.A. Boggs
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 8579

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
                  If you listen to the Democrats' temper tantrums, you get the impression that nine year olds ARE running the country.

                  And if you read what some of our National Socialists post on this board, you'd lower that estimate to about six.
                  National Socialism has one requirement and that is not to be a self thinker.
                  Sam

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                  • togor
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 17610

                    #10
                    Trivia question: What do Sam Boggs, Vernon Humphrey (CSP 2A regulars) and Hassan Rouhani (President of the Islamic Public of Iran) have in common?

                    We'll give the board a couple of hours to ponder this one before putting out the answer.

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                    • Vern Humphrey
                      Administrator - OFC
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 15875

                      #11
                      Don't feed the fonzanoons.

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                      • togor
                        Banned
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 17610

                        #12
                        Any guesses?

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                        • TSimonetti
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 303

                          #13
                          Originally posted by togor
                          Trivia question: What do Sam Boggs, Vernon Humphrey (CSP 2A regulars) and Hassan Rouhani (President of the Islamic Public of Iran) have in common?

                          We'll give the board a couple of hours to ponder this one before putting out the answer.
                          They all help to fund worldwide terrorism, want to reinstate the sweetheart Obama Iran Deal, and murder all the Jews. Where do I pick up my prize?

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                          • togor
                            Banned
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 17610

                            #14
                            Good guess but not correct. Okay, one clue and then the reveal.

                            Those three also have this in common with Vicente Fox, Louis CK and Bill Maher.

                            Not making this up. It's real.

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                            • Vern Humphrey
                              Administrator - OFC
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 15875

                              #15
                              They also buy Girl Scout cookies, serve in the military, get advanced degrees and are involved in other activities abhorrent to the narcissists.

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