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  • Vern Humphrey
    Administrator - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 15875

    #1

    Farn Aide

    We've had some mention of "farm aide" recently -- which is a refreshing drink made from old farms.

    But agricultural subsidies are another matter. When I was running for Congress in '04, my opponent was on the House Agriculture Committee, and had (among other things) pushed through an "emergency" bill that he personally benefitted from to the tune of $80,000. I pointed out that his land was in the Conservation Reserve Program (CRP) and asked, "What kind of an emergency is it that makes it more expensive to NOT plant crops?"

    The next year, his Financial Disclosure Statement changed -- there were no more farms listed. I had fun with the Department of Agriculture and the Freedom of Information Act tracking down his holdings and the money he collected. So he "sold" all his holdings, transferring his land to friends to hold for him. "It's your name on the deed now, but it's still my land. <wink, wink>."

    Later on, he voted for Obamacare, and AARP (bless their souls!) ran a full page ad in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette THANKING him and one other Democrat Congressman for voting that way. Both of them instantly announced they were not running for re-election.

    Then my old buddy, after he left office, went to reclaim his land. And his friends said, "Nope! MY land now. See my name on the deed?" And he found out that since he was out of office and his replacement was a Repbublican, he didn't have the juice to force them to sign it over to him.

    I laughed until my sides ached!
  • S.A. Boggs
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 8568

    #2
    What goes around comes around.
    Sam

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    • bostonbound
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2013
      • 184

      #3
      From your title of your thread "Farn Aide" I thought you had come up with a new spelling of "Foreign". So while "Foreign Aid" is giving hard earned US taxpayer dollars to nations that hate us, a "Foreign Aide" is a driver for Senator Diane Feinstein.

      You could make the same corollary for "Farm Aid" versus "Farm Aide".

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      • togor
        Banned
        • Nov 2009
        • 17610

        #4
        Good thing no Republicans take ag subsidies otherwise Vernon's folksy anecdote would be rendered pointless.

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        • Vern Humphrey
          Administrator - OFC
          • Aug 2009
          • 15875

          #5
          Don't feed the fonzanoons.

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          • Roadkingtrax
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 7835

            #6
            Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
            Don't feed the fonzanoons.
            Togor, I've decided this is his form of the term Touché.

            It's either capitulation or comments on typos, that's it.
            Last edited by Roadkingtrax; 10-02-2018, 07:55.
            "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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            • togor
              Banned
              • Nov 2009
              • 17610

              #7
              Originally posted by Roadkingtrax
              Togor, I've decided this is his form of the term Touché.

              It's either capitulation or comments on typos, that's it.
              Yeah even with people on his good list he'll barely make an effort. He just may be a "Peel me a grape!" kind of guy.

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