Real Men do not wear high heels ...

[dogtag]

Things are getting out of hand, males (not men) are
being feminized by these angry ugly misguided women.
What we need is protection- something along the lines
of an ASPCRM. American Society for the protection of real men.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/more-men-are-wearing-stilettosif-they-can-find-their-size

We will have to keep our guard up to make damn sure that those same
angry ugly women don't seize control of it and put us in cages and neuter us.

[togor]

Those guys aren't likely to breed so I think this is self-limiting...at least I hope it is.

[Vern Humphrey]

There was a guy in Idaho (I think) who claimed he was attacked by a Sasquach who tried to rape him. Since then, Sasquach hunters have been wearing spike heels, garter belts and net stockings.

[JB White]

I feel so bad for today's kids. They can't beat up those girly boys without it being made a federal case

[dryheat]

Real men can't wear high heels. I can barely handle cowboy boots.