I'm disqualified!

[Vern Humphrey]

Yesterday morning I went out to feed my horse and donkeys. They were all lined up at the fence across the drive, one house and three donkeys.

Wait a minute! There were only TWO donkeys the night before! What is this?

The extra donkey was about as big as a cat, with ears a foot long, and still trembly on his legs -- only a couple of hours old. And we never suspected a thing!

Well, I had to check him out -- make sure he was okay. I ran my hands over him, and ran a hand under his tail to check his sex. Then it hit me -- I can never be appointed to the Supreme Court now!

[Sandpebble]

Why would anyone appoint someone that admits to fondling an animals genitals on a public forum ?

What exited you more .... that it was female... or male?

[Vern Humphrey]

Don't feed the fonzanoons.

[Sandpebble]

You started it ....

[dryheat]

Congratulations.

[dogtag]

You groped a donkey ?

[Roadkingtrax]

You groped a donkey ?

Talk about grasping at low hanging fruit!

[S.A. Boggs]

Talk about grasping at low hanging fruit!

You did?
Sam

[Major Tom]

Why would anyone appoint someone that admits to fondling an animals genitals on a public forum ?

What exited you more .... that it was female... or male?

Well YOU started it with your absurd post! Just where the heck is your mind? In the gutter?

[Allen]

Been groped lately?

[Vern Humphrey]

You should see this little fellow. The student nurse that comes in and takes care of my wife was with us when we picked up the two donkeys we bought (a Christmas present to my wife.) She was flabbergasted -- "I couldn't tell one of them was pregnant!"

Me, neither.

[Allen]

Veering off the topic a bit but do you know why farmers keep a donkey or two in the pasture with cattle and have you heard of the legend of the cross on the donkey's back?

[Vern Humphrey]

Donkeys will drive off coyotes and wild dogs -- they can be quite aggressive. The donkey with the cross is called a Sicilian. Supposedly, this is the donkey Christ rode into Jerusalem -- I guess they had to send to Sicily because Jerusalem Rent-a-Donkey was overbooked.

[Allen]

+1

DNC rent-a-a$$ wasn't established yet either.

[dogtag]

Well, our donkey demos seem to attract coyotes and wild dogs.