Hilary says she would like to be President ...

[dogtag]

And I'd like to be 30 and filthy rich.
And neither is going to happen.

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/hillary-teases-2020-run-id-like-to-be-president/

Every time I see her she seems to be shorter - kinda like the Queen.
It's maybe a question of who shrinks into nothingness first.

[Vern Humphrey]

Shorter, but wider. She ain't going away, she's just expanding.

[dogtag]

Shorter, but wider. She ain't going away, she's just expanding.

Maybe she'll flatten out like a pancake.

[Major Tom]

Wife says Hillary has had face lifts since the election. Wouldn't that be like trying to make an old jalopy look good with just a spray paint job?

[S.A. Boggs]

Here we go again, she will just take more O2 from other left leaners.
Sam

[Vern Humphrey]

Wife says Hillary has had face lifts since the election. Wouldn't that be like trying to make an old jalopy look good with just a spray paint job?

I don't understand "face lifts." Would that leave her still ugly, but taller?

[JOHN COOK]

I don't understand "face lifts." Would that leave her still ugly, but taller?

Vern, like the comedian Joan Rivers once said, " one more face lift and I'll have a beard"
Think about it.....

john

[Vern Humphrey]

Vern, like the comedian Joan Rivers once said, " one more face lift and I'll have a beard"
Think about it.....

john

And a cleft chin.

[dogtag]

Wife says Hillary has had face lifts since the election. Wouldn't that be like trying to make an old jalopy look good with just a spray paint job?

You hurt my Truck's feelings with that remark.

[JOHN COOK]

And a cleft chin.

That is GOODER than fried chicken ../

john

[Allen]

Ew !!!

[dogtag]

I don't understand "face lifts." Would that leave her still ugly, but taller?

If they face lift too far she'll be staring at the stars

[Allen]

If they face lift too far she'll be staring at the stars

Maybe that's why she can't walk or climb stairs w/o stumbling. She can't see where she's going.

[S.A. Boggs]

One can picture it now, Bill wheeling Hillary before the lowered Podium to give her speech while Bill stands thoughtfully by. Hillary putting her heavy glasses on again as she scan the room for her ever present medical team. Bill looking at his watch wanting the speech to be over as he has a "meeting" with an intern in the Oval Office...just like old times.
Sam