To hell with the homework, the dog ate my nuts ...

[dogtag]

One man's 'ouch' is another man's 'chuckle'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...om-animal.html

Sorry to laugh at other's misfortune, but a guy
who puts peanut butter on his what nots when
there's a big hungry dog around is not only a
pervert, he's an idiot.
I don't know why they put the dog down. It wasn't
his fault, he was just hungry.

[Vern Humphrey]

My Pit Bull laughed and laughed when he read that.

[JB White]

It is not known if the animal believed to have been named Biggie.....

Bobbitt Dahmer would be a good name for a dog.

The dog was taken to kennels as officers began an investigation and had to be put down

Why did they kill the cops?

[dogtag]

good one JB

[Major Tom]

I thought my old crazy girlfriend did that.