Well, it was worth a try anyway ...

[dogtag]

but not with much chance of success:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ourthouse.html

Reminds me of that scene from Code of Silence.

[Vern Humphrey]

Just a couple of years ago, we had an Einstein in court here in Mountain View who DOVE headfirst, in handcuffs, out the 2nd floor court room window. He landed on the roof of the County Clerk's office, rolled down the roof and fell to the ground. He was found lying by the foundation with a broken arm, going "UGH! UGH! UGH!"