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  • RED
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 11689

    #1

    Trump jokes about Socialist nations.

    Reagan joked about the Soviets and even the Democrats thought it was funny, and true, at the same time.



    Trump said he didn't like Socialist economies because "Most Americans rather walk their dogs than eat them." And now the dems are all so full of themselves they are crying and saying Trump says Socialists eat dogs... Well, yes Virginia, they do...
  • Roadkingtrax
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 7835

    #2
    You can't be done with Christmas shopping already?!?


    Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both of them guarantee freedom of speech.
    A: Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.

    Q: Is it true that the Soviet Union is the most progressive country in the world?
    A: Of course! Life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!
    Last edited by Roadkingtrax; 12-09-2018, 12:32.
    "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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    • blackhawknj
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 3754

      #3
      Venezuelans don't see the humor.
      In January 1989 East German Party Boss Erich Honecker said:
      "The Wall will still be standing in 50 or even 100 years-if the reasons for it have not been removed by then."
      Last edited by blackhawknj; 12-09-2018, 02:08.

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      • JB White
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 13371

        #4
        Originally posted by Roadkingtrax
        You can't be done with Christmas shopping already?!?


        Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both of them guarantee freedom of speech.
        A: Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.

        Q: Is it true that the Soviet Union is the most progressive country in the world?
        A: Of course! Life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!
        "So many wonderful things you have in America we do not have in USSR...."

        "...for instance, the warning shot!"
        2016 Chicago Cubs. MLB Champions!


        **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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        • blackhawknj
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2011
          • 3754

          #5
          1. "What is the difference between a naturalist, an impressionist, and a socialist realist ? The naturalist paints what he sees, the impressionist paints what he feels, the socialist realist paints what he is told."
          2. "Socialism. A system that constantly seeks to find solutions to problems that do not exist in other systems." Hungarian joke.

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          • togor
            Banned
            • Nov 2009
            • 17610

            #6
            Reagan tells genuinely funny jokes at the expense of the Soviet system, whereas Trump makes an unfunny generalization about distressed people and street meat. Thanks, Red, for reminding us of what a warm-hearted president looks like.

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            • RED
              Very Senior Member - OFC
              • Aug 2009
              • 11689

              #7
              Originally posted by togor
              Reagan tells genuinely funny jokes at the expense of the Soviet system, whereas Trump makes an unfunny generalization about distressed people and street meat. Thanks, Red, for reminding us of what a warm-hearted president looks like.
              Exactly the response I would expect from a low life piece of human debris that hates his country. The "distressed people," you reference live in a country that has been completely destroyed in exactly the same manner as you and your NAZI/Socialist ilk want to destroy the USA. Go to Hell traitor, go to Hell.

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              • Roadkingtrax
                Senior Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 7835

                #8
                Togor has never exclaimed he wanted to destroy the USA. You are simply making that up, fake news as they say today.

                He does appear to have some fundamental differences of opinion with the Twitter persona president. Many people with the best interest of country do...and those are just people on the side of Gun owners. Not everyone flushed their brain in November of 2016.
                Last edited by Roadkingtrax; 12-09-2018, 04:43.
                "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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                • togor
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 17610

                  #9
                  Red did you really think Trump's dog eating quip was funny? Probably not but unlikely you'll admit it.

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                  • RED
                    Very Senior Member - OFC
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 11689

                    #10
                    Originally posted by togor
                    Red did you really think Trump's dog eating quip was funny? Probably not but unlikely you'll admit it.
                    It was every bit as funny as the Reagan jokes. You are the funny, queer, psychotic excuse for a human and a sick, sick, sick, low life Communist, anti American POS, traitor.

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                    • togor
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 17610

                      #11
                      Someone wants to get banned again!

                      Let's break the humor down. Reagan and the car joke first. He goes to great lengths up front to point out that ordinary Russians are the source, that it is their gallows humor against their system. He tells it with sympathy for the people involved, and he is not demeaning them in any way. The serial punch lines, first "come back in ten years" followed by "the plumber..." make it a good joke, and I remember when he told it.

                      By contrast Jr. (who appears to share a sense of humor with Dad) tweets a meme with the punch line "because Americans would rather walk their dogs than eat them." Some will rate this 1 Chuckle but it fails at humor because there is a meanness to it. Do hungry people in Socialist countries really WANT to eat dog meat? No they don't.

                      The Trumps are not a light-hearted bunch. Their laughter, often forced, usually is at the expense of someone. Individual-1 certainly is known to kick people when they're down in pursuit of a derisive laugh.

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                      • dryheat
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 10587

                        #12
                        That's 5,000.
                        If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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                        • Major Tom
                          Very Senior Member - OFC
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6181

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RED
                          It was every bit as funny as the Reagan jokes. You are the funny, queer, psychotic excuse for a human and a sick, sick, sick, low life Communist, anti American POS, traitor.
                          Holy Crap Red! Let up! It's not funny calling folks names like that. We all have feelings. A few express his/her feelings rather harshly!

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                          • Clark Howard
                            Senior Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 2105

                            #14
                            Red- You are correct in your characterization of the Stooges. Do yourself a favor and place them on your "Ignore" list. Works better than a mouse trap. Regards, Clark

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                            • Vern Humphrey
                              Administrator - OFC
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 15875

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Clark Howard
                              Red- You are correct in your characterization of the Stooges. Do yourself a favor and place them on your "Ignore" list. Works better than a mouse trap. Regards, Clark
                              That's what they're here for -- to stir things up and make people mad. Ignore them!!

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