Kim Jong-Un Demands Citizens Hand Over Their Poo For Fertilizer

[sid]

They must hand over 200 lbs of the stuff every day or they will be fined. I really pity the poor citizens who live in this place which is ruled by a lunatic.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/north-korea-human-feces

[Vern Humphrey]

I see his problem -- he thinks his people are Democrats.

[lyman]

maybe we can use this as a way to open him up,

we can ship a lot of poo if he needs it, just needs to open up to US relations,,

[Vern Humphrey]

maybe we can use this as a way to open him up,

we can ship a lot of poo if he needs it, just needs to open up to US relations,,

Hell, ship him the Democrats and he can produce his own poo.

[dogtag]

Vern's right, but he's under-estimating the output of democrats.
It's far more than 200 lb daily - more like hourly.

[Vern Humphrey]

Vern's right, but he's under-estimating the output of democrats.
It's far more than 200 lb daily - more like hourly.

North Korea will be the garden of the universe!