Can't face life if it means no Avocados...

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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985

    #1

    Can't face life if it means no Avocados...

    If the Donald closes the border we'll have to do without
    Avocados - at least, that's what they tell us.
    How many of us will succumb if we're denied access to
    that lovely green thingy with the huge pit ?
    Trump should close the border, and
    May should Brexit even without an agreement.
    As they say, "Get it done"
  • Roadkingtrax
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 7835

    #2
    Which Mexico will he close off the border from? I heard there are three now?
    "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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    • retread12345
      Member
      • Aug 2017
      • 96

      #3
      US Avocados are just . as good . and we have plenty of agave cacti . to make tequila .

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      • Vern Humphrey
        Administrator - OFC
        • Aug 2009
        • 15875

        #4
        Originally posted by retread12345
        US Avocados are just . as good . and we have plenty of agave cacti . to make tequila .
        But who will pick them?

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        • dogtag
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 14985

          #5
          More to the point, who will drink it ?

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          • Vern Humphrey
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 15875

            #6
            Originally posted by dogtag
            More to the point, who will drink it ?
            Well, it's just as good as a gasoline and rubbing alcohol cocktail.

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            • blackhawknj
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2011
              • 3754

              #7
              So who needs avocados ?

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              • Vern Humphrey
                Administrator - OFC
                • Aug 2009
                • 15875

                #8
                Originally posted by blackhawknj
                So who needs avocados ?
                I know I'll get blasted by the local Political Correctness Police, but I could live a loooooong time and never eat an avocado.

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                • Roadkingtrax
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 7835

                  #9
                  Originally posted by blackhawknj
                  So who needs avocados ?
                  People with refined palates. It's about the perfect food.
                  "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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                  • Allen
                    Moderator
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 10582

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
                    I know I'll get blasted by the local Political Correctness Police, but I could live a loooooong time and never eat an avocado.
                    I like avocados with a little mayo but I'd rather do w/o them rather than being flooded with Mexicans. An awful small price to pay if that was all there was to it. Now the news media is showing strawberries also insinuating there will be a shortage of them too. We grow strawberries all over the U.S. and as mentioned above we grove avocados here as well. In South Florida we grow the large green pears, not the small wrinkled nearly black ones.

                    Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe we can grow most anything here except coffee, tea and bananas mostly because of the lack of land and farms.

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                    • retread12345
                      Member
                      • Aug 2017
                      • 96

                      #11
                      I would think bananas could do ok in Fla. Ala. or GA. Takes quite a while for them to bear fruit

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                      • dogtag
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 14985

                        #12
                        The thought of no tea to an Englishman is truly frightening.

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                        • dryheat
                          Senior Member
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 10587

                          #13
                          Who'll pick the lettuce? I guess we do without lettuce. Or spend the kind of time we do on education to formulate a coherent plan to allow a required amount of immigrants in. I'm not totally anti-immigrant I'm anti chaotic floods of people.
                          If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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                          • bostonbound
                            Senior Member
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 184

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Allen
                            Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe we can grow most anything here except coffee, tea and bananas mostly because of the lack of land and farms.
                            You are probably right, if you are referring to Florida.

                            Tea is grown in South Carolina, and coffee, tea and bananas are all grown in Hawaii. After the Green New Deal is accomplished we can bring them to the mainland by solar trucks over the bridge, since all carbon fuels will be banned. If they don't build the bridge I guess we are back to windjammers and tea clippers.
                            Last edited by bostonbound; 04-03-2019, 03:29.

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                            • S.A. Boggs
                              Senior Member
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 8568

                              #15
                              More and more machines are being developed to replace people in many tasks. Low skilled/educated people will be needed less and less in the future for tasks that machines will do. What will society need/want to do with them then? Many are looking for a free ride, why oblige them? Kids go to school not wanting to learn, just goof off. Many kids feel that by neglecting studies and excelling in sports will be their ticket to $$$, in reality chasing a balloon being blown by a fickle wind.
                              Sam

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