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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985

    #1

    Has God washed his hands of us ? ...

    Maybe he came by to check on us and said to the Mrs
    "Oh Sh!t you were right dear, they've turned into a
    bunch of deadbeats, we should have ceased the evolution
    when we got to the Neanderthals, they were neat" Let's
    go see how that Horsehead Nebula group is getting on".
    So they left taking all the Elves and Fairies with them.
    Result: Animals, Insects and Reptiles are going extinct by
    the bucketload and Men either can't get it up, or if they
    manage that, they fire blanks. With Mother Nature gone, the
    weather is out of control and the people living in rotten places
    have suddenly decided to move to nicer places thus causing
    unrest, violence and overcrowding everywhere. As a result,
    all those 'nice places' are slowly being turned into 'rotten places'
    So, when eventually everywhere on the Planet is rotten, there'll
    be nowhere to escape to and we'll all go insane. When the last
    human dies the place will turn into an uninhabitable jungle, which
    will no doubt make God very happy.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...itionists.html


    Any jokes about "Fairies" ?
    How about Elves ?
  • retread12345
    Member
    • Aug 2017
    • 96

    #2
    I think an elf is an apprentice fairy

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    • S.A. Boggs
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 8578

      #3
      Originally posted by retread12345
      I think an elf is an apprentice fairy
      Apparently the National Socialists are good at this type of "relationship" within their party.
      Sam

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      • dryheat
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 10587

        #4
        I'm sure of it. I hate him. -Doc
        If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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        • lyman
          Administrator - OFC
          • Aug 2009
          • 11295

          #5
          which God?

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          • Sako
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 654

            #6
            Originally posted by Maus45
            Yes he has when people like you keep posting trash like this. Do you have an actual life outside of Jouster2.
            Maus I really doubt you are a believer and your posts on jouster are ignorant and hate filled, if you had ever posted anything worth while someone might be interested in something you had to say. Unfortunately you bring nothing to the discussion so why don't you just go back to your miserable little life and leave us alone.

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            • S.A. Boggs
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 8578

              #7
              Originally posted by Sako
              Maus I really doubt you are a believer and your posts on jouster are ignorant and hate filled, if you had ever posted anything worth while someone might be interested in something you had to say. Unfortunately you bring nothing to the discussion so why don't you just go back to your miserable little life and leave us alone.
              He feels so good about his miserable little life that he wants the world to see. The rest of the time one suspects he is playing and talking to his plastic female toys in his mom's basement.
              Sam

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              Originally posted by lyman
              which God?
              The one that will judge us all regardless of belief.
              Sam

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              • Vern Humphrey
                Administrator - OFC
                • Aug 2009
                • 15875

                #8
                Originally posted by Sako
                Maus I really doubt you are a believer and your posts on jouster are ignorant and hate filled, if you had ever posted anything worth while someone might be interested in something you had to say. Unfortunately you bring nothing to the discussion so why don't you just go back to your miserable little life and leave us alone.
                He suffers from Tourette's Syndrome. Do what the rest of us do, and put him on "ignore."

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