Bull ends Matador's chance of becoming a father ...

[dogtag]

Well maybe not, but certainly put a crimp in the guys plans
for a romantic evening.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lebration.html

[m1ashooter]

Sometimes you get the bull and sometimes he gets you.

[dryheat]

Ooh, I just sustained an injury in that area. I thought I was going to need surgery. It cleared up in three wks. Just take a ball peen hammer and break my left hand into three pieces.

[lyman]

maybe the nurses are helping him out, making sure all is well in that area

[Vern Humphrey]

A guy was in a restaurant in Mexico, and suddenly the lights went out. A spotlight went on, illuminating a waiter holding a silver covered dish. While the mariachi band played, the waiter circled the room, and ceremoniously placed the dish in front of a customer, who lifted the cover to show two huge Mountain Oysters.

The American told his waiter, "I'll have what he's having."

"Oh, Senior, that is from the boolfight. You have to make reservations months in advance -- but I can put you on the list in case there's a cancellation."

A couple of days later, the phone rings in the American's room. "Senior, there has been a cancellation if you still want the mountain oysters."

So the American is sitting in the restaurant and the lights go out. The spotlight went on, the mariachi band played, and the waiter circled the room, ceremoniously placing the dish in front him. He lifted the cover to find two tiny, shriveled things.

"What the hell is this!?!"

"Senior, the bool does not always lose."