Here's something else for you to worry about ...

[dogtag]

If one thing doesn't get you, something else will.
Best stay home, lock the doors, close all the windows
and hope for the best. Drink lots of Jack Daniels.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...on-people.html

[dryheat]

Well, it's a start.

[bruce]

Sounds like Chicken Little 2.0 ... on steroids! Sincerely. bruce.

[Vern Humphrey]

Eighty million people -- and the population of the earth is about eight billion. That's 1%.

[dogtag]

Eighty million people -- and the population of the earth is about eight billion. That's 1%.

Hopeful statistic except for those in the 1%

[togor]

Related link at the site. This one is way cooler I think, but DT will gripe about the blurring.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...oved-head.html

[Vern Humphrey]

Hopeful statistic except for those in the 1%

You could say the same thing about people who choke on hot dogs.

[dogtag]

You could say the same thing about people who choke on hot dogs.

Not a bad way to go as long as it doesn't include Ketchup

[Vern Humphrey]

Not a bad way to go as long as it doesn't include Ketchup

Mustard is for hot dogs, ketchup is for French Fries.

[Gun Smoke]

Remember this from one of Clint Eastwood's movies ?

[togor]

Mustard is for hot dogs, ketchup is for French Fries.

As a former hot dog vendor in a MLB ballpark I can state that people like ketchup with their dogs.

[Roadkingtrax]

As a former hot dog vendor in a MLB ballpark I can state that people like ketchup with their dogs.

People eat disgusting things.

Exhibit A: Ketchup

[dryheat]

But I could eat a rock if it had enough hot sauce on it

[togor]

People eat disgusting things.

Exhibit A: Ketchup

On eggs, surely, but on a hamburger, you'd prefer egg snot? (aka mayonnaise)?

[Roadkingtrax]

On eggs, surely, but on a hamburger, you'd prefer egg snot? (aka mayonnaise)?

Mayo (not miracle whip) is exactly what I put on hamburgers, with mustard. Good with fries too.

Ketchup I can live without, unless I'm making makeshift BBQ sauce.