" A fool and his money are soon parted" ...

[dogtag]

and the guy who bought this duct-taped banana must be even more stupid
than Adam Schiff who I thought had reached the pinnacle of village idiocy.
But, as they say "There's always room for one more".

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-150-000.html

[Roadkingtrax]

You're just mad you didnt think of it first.

[Vern Humphrey]

While visiting my daughter, we went to the Museum of Modern Art in New York. There was a piece of "art" -- a Japanese bale of hay* with a gold thread around it.

I told my daughter we ought to submit an art work -- a dump truck load of horse manure with a gold-plated manure fork. We'd title it, "There's Gotta Be a Pony in Here Somewhere."

* The Japanese buy hay from the US. The bales are huge and rectangular to hold down shipping costs,