Boy oh boy, it must be so nice to be rich ...

[dogtag]

To go skiing and yachting, basking in the sunshine, all without
a care about the toils and troubles that plague us mortals and
all this while the rest of us are freezing our arses off, struggling
with mortgages and generally suffering the slings and arrows of
outrageous fortune. Oh, wouldn't it be luverly.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ing-beach.html

I'm just upset they didn't invite me along.

[dryheat]

It doesn't take rich. Montana isn't all that popular in Dec. Allegiant will fly you up there for $150.
Flying to the Slut islands in the dead of winter is going to be a little more expensive.