If this keeps up they'll run out of Virgins ...

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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985

    #1

    If this keeps up they'll run out of Virgins ...

    Probably did already. They might also have run out of
    slightly used Virgins and all that's left are the ones that
    look like the one any only Maxine Waters.
    Now that could really make dying something to be avoided
    at all costs.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...wn-gunmen.html

    But too late for this guy.
  • dryheat
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 10587

    #2
    Ahh..some guy in Irag got gunned down-

    A prominent(that I never heard of) pro-Iran militia commander has been killed by unidentified gunmen in Iraq.

    Not much different than any given day in Phoenix. There's no reward in heaven for any of this.
    If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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    • kj47
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2013
      • 699

      #3
      Probaly Trump will get blamed for this.

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      • sid
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 3198

        #4
        Three people were gunned down yesterday in Philly. As usual the police have no ideas as to who did it.

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        • Roadkingtrax
          Senior Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 7835

          #5
          Originally posted by sid
          Three people were gunned down yesterday in Philly. As usual the police have no ideas as to who did it.
          Someone with a firearm.
          "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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          • lyman
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 11268

            #6
            Originally posted by sid
            Three people were gunned down yesterday in Philly. As usual the police have no ideas as to who did it.
            just a bit of house cleaning between factions

            nothing to see


            move along

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            • Vern Humphrey
              Administrator - OFC
              • Aug 2009
              • 15875

              #7
              Trump has just launched Bill Clinton at Iran -- to use up their entire supply of virgins.

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              • kj47
                Senior Member
                • Apr 2013
                • 699

                #8
                Good one, Vern.

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                • Mark in Ottawa
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 1744

                  #9
                  Please note that while the Jihadis are entitled to 72 virgins, there is nothing to say what kind of virgins. They might be getting what they deserve - virgin goats

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                  • dogtag
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 14985

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dryheat
                    Ahh..some guy in Irag got gunned down-

                    A prominent(that I never heard of) pro-Iran militia commander has been killed by unidentified gunmen in Iraq.

                    Not much different than any given day in Phoenix. There's no reward in heaven for any of this.
                    Oh, so you're in charge of allocating Virgins ? That's nice for you.

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                    • lyman
                      Administrator - OFC
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 11268

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dogtag
                      Oh, so you're in charge of allocating Virgins ? That's nice for you.
                      well, someone has to do it,


                      pimping ain't easy

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                      • Vern Humphrey
                        Administrator - OFC
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 15875

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dogtag
                        Oh, so you're in charge of allocating Virgins ? That's nice for you.
                        The downside is, when he allocates them, they still have to be virgins.

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                        • togor
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 17610

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
                          The downside is, when he allocates them, they still have to be virgins.
                          That's just weird.

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                          • dogtag
                            Senior Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 14985

                            #14
                            Originally posted by lyman
                            well, someone has to do it,


                            pimping ain't easy
                            If you come across a genuine one that looks like Christie Brinkley, let me know.
                            Yeah, I know, you'd keep her.

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                            • Vern Humphrey
                              Administrator - OFC
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 15875

                              #15
                              Originally posted by dogtag
                              If you come across a genuine one that looks like Christie Brinkley, let me know.
                              Yeah, I know, you'd keep her.
                              Have you seen a current picture of Christie Brinkley without her makeup? She's 66 years old.
                              Last edited by Vern Humphrey; 01-15-2020, 12:54.

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