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  • S.A. Boggs
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 8568
    #1

    HMS Hillary

    The ship of the Democratic State is on a collision course aimed directly @ an iceberg, Captain Pelosi scans the radar with her two trusted Lt.'s Nadler and Schiff offering advice. When she first spotted the berg on radar she wisely wanted to change course to avoid impact, her two aides said that is a bad idea. If she did the crew in the engine room would revolt and find a new captain. Instead Nadler gave orders to increase speed to ram hard and break the berg into little parts. The 100 passengers know what is ahead and are trying to decide what to do. A passenger named Chuckie wants to increase speed to the max and ram hard, other's want to get into lifeboats while the going is good. Over half want to storm the bridge and change course.
    This trip is going to get real interesting real quick.
    Sam
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    • dogtag
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 14985
      #2
      Originally posted by S.A. Boggs
      The ship of the Democratic State is on a collision course aimed directly @ an iceberg, Captain Pelosi scans the radar with her two trusted Lt.'s Nadler and Schiff offering advice. When she first spotted the berg on radar she wisely wanted to change course to avoid impact, her two aides said that is a bad idea. If she did the crew in the engine room would revolt and find a new captain. Instead Nadler gave orders to increase speed to ram hard and break the berg into little parts. The 100 passengers know what is ahead and are trying to decide what to do. A passenger named Chuckie wants to increase speed to the max and ram hard, other's want to get into lifeboats while the going is good. Over half want to storm the bridge and change course.
      This trip is going to get real interesting real quick.
      Sam
      HMS ? More like USS ? That group of cutthroats are American, are they not ?

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        • Gun Smoke
          Banned
          • Sep 2019
          • 1658
          #3
          Originally posted by dogtag
          HMS ? More like USS ? That group of cutthroats are American, are they not ?
          We don't claim them. We'll call it HMS and England can flush or trade them off to someone else.

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            • lyman
              Administrator - OFC
              • Aug 2009
              • 11269
              #4
              Originally posted by dogtag
              HMS ? More like USS ? That group of cutthroats are American, are they not ?

              HMS

              [Samuel Jackson voice]
              Hillary's
              Motherfu,,,ing
              Ship

              [/Samuel Jackson Voice]
              Last edited by lyman; 01-17-2020, 10:27.

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                • Roadkingtrax
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 7835
                  #5
                  "...there seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today." ~ David Beatty, 1st Earl Beatty
                  "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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                    • dogtag
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 14985
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Gun Smoke
                      We don't claim them. We'll call it HMS and England can flush or trade them off to someone else.
                      "Walking the Plank" was a myth. Never happened.
                      But it might be a good time to introduce it - in Shark infested waters.

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                        • JOHN COOK
                          Senior Member
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 711
                          #7
                          Just curious, is there someone on this site posting under one name and then answering them self under another name.. Not pointing fingers at anyone, it just appears that way.

                          john in SC
                          “Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” (Luke 22:36)

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                            • lyman
                              Administrator - OFC
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 11269
                              #8
                              Originally posted by JOHN COOK
                              Just curious, is there someone on this site posting under one name and then answering them self under another name.. Not pointing fingers at anyone, it just appears that way.

                              john in SC
                              maybe,

                              and we may never know,


                              I just listen to the voices in my head, they don't post anything,,,,,

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                                • Vern Humphrey
                                  Administrator - OFC
                                  • Aug 2009
                                  • 15875
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by JOHN COOK
                                  Just curious, is there someone on this site posting under one name and then answering them self under another name.. Not pointing fingers at anyone, it just appears that way.

                                  john in SC
                                  You're not the only one that suspects that.

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                                    • S.A. Boggs
                                      Senior Member
                                      • Aug 2009
                                      • 8568
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by lyman
                                      maybe,

                                      and we may never know,


                                      I just listen to the voices in my head, they don't post anything,,,,,
                                      Are the voices male or female?
                                      Sam

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                                        • Gun Smoke
                                          Banned
                                          • Sep 2019
                                          • 1658
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by JOHN COOK
                                          Just curious, is there someone on this site posting under one name and then answering them self under another name.. Not pointing fingers at anyone, it just appears that way.

                                          john in SC
                                          Yes and it's not hard to tell who is who.

                                          Hint. There is NO army of liberals on this forum. Just one troll with different names who has given his identity away many times.

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                                            • Vern Humphrey
                                              Administrator - OFC
                                              • Aug 2009
                                              • 15875
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Gun Smoke
                                              Yes and it's not hard to tell who is who.

                                              Hint. There is NO army of liberals on this forum. Just one troll with different names who has given his identity away many times.
                                              Now whose job is it to schedule a visit from the Three Billy Goats Gruff?

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                                                • Roadkingtrax
                                                  Senior Member
                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 7835
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by JOHN COOK
                                                  Just curious, is there someone on this site posting under one name and then answering them self under another name.. Not pointing fingers at anyone, it just appears that way.

                                                  john in SC
                                                  Yes.
                                                  "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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                                                    • barretcreek
                                                      Senior Member
                                                      • Sep 2013
                                                      • 6065
                                                      #14
                                                      Until the Ministry of Propaganda is in bankruptcy court they will continue to deny there are icebergs around.

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                                                        • togor
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Nov 2009
                                                          • 17610
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Gun Smoke
                                                          Yes and it's not hard to tell who is who.

                                                          Hint. There is NO army of liberals on this forum. Just one troll with different names who has given his identity away many times.
                                                          That didn't take long. Post #36.

                                                          http://www.jouster2.com/forums/showt...496#post571496

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