Trump takes aim at the Dwarf ...

[dogtag]

Bloomberg apparently wants a box to stand on for the debates.

Otherwise the others could trip over him.

https://trendingpolitics.com/trump-hilariously-mocks-bloomberg-for-his-short-height/

There, I've just cracked the first joke. May others follow.

[Vern Humphrey]

They call him Bart Flossom -- for obvious reasons.

[togor]

Bloomberg is a more successful businessman. It's been explained to me repeatedly how important that is.

[dogtag]

Bloomberg is a more successful businessman. It's been explained to me repeatedly how important that is.

Repeatedly ? Slow to sink in huh ? A haircut might help.

[Vern Humphrey]

Repeatedly ? Slow to sink in huh ? A haircut might help.

Please don't quote his drivel -- his whining sets my teeth on edge.

[togor]

Repeatedly ? Slow to sink in huh ? A haircut might help.

Still waiting for the proof though. All I ever get is the wild claim, and it's one of the three stock answers whenever one of Trump's many shortcomings as a statesman come up.

[togor]

Please don't quote his drivel -- his whining sets my teeth on edge.

Lots of things do that so no matter.

[lyman]

if he wins, we can no longer have big gulps

[Roadkingtrax]

if he wins, we can no longer have big gulps

I read that as big 'uns.

We miss Al Bundy.

[Major Tom]

Bloomberg is just a fart blowing in the wind.

[Vern Humphrey]

Bloomberg, fart blossom, what's the difference?

[Tuna]

The Lump has never claimed to be a stateman nor is he about too. That is what has appealed to so many in the country. He is not a true politician. That is what makes him such a big target up in the Washington swamp. Bloomberg could be doing so much good if he would just use all this extra billons he has to help people who could really use the help. Not those who have their hands out all the time saying you owe me but those who work hard trying to make a living but really could use the help to do so. So instead he wastes his money in useless super bowl commercials and ads to run for President. Could he do a better job then the Lump? Maybe and then again maybe not but he would be a better fit in the Washington swamp. And that is what people don't really want.

[togor]

The next precise definition I read of what is and what is not part of "the Washington swamp" will be the first.

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Bloomberg, fart blossom, what's the difference?

Saying "fart blossom"makes you giggle?

[oscars]

Hey Tuna, just google “Bloomberg philanthropy and you will see that his giving is at 7B+. His last effort was a donation of over 1B to Johns Hopkins to fund scholarships.

[Tuna]

That's fine but it doesn't help the ones in this country who really could use it. His billion to Johns Hopkins will go into a fund and they will use the interest to provide scholarships. And most likely use it to allow them to get real low interest loans and never touch the principle. But he can and will claim a huge tax break from the donation and his run for office will allow him another one. If he gave a billion to help others well no tax break.