Pete Buttplug announced himself victorious in caucus...

[sid]

...even though zero results have so far been reported.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/buttigieg-roasted-for-declaring-victory-in-iowa

[Vern Humphrey]

A Buttigieg is a spear for jabbing frogs in the behind.

[Major Tom]

A Buttigieg is a spear for jabbing frogs in the behind.

Which is exactly what pencil peter buttfooker does.

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As of noon Central Time, there has been no news of the caucuss winner.
Hillary and O'Bamma have to have more time to rig the votes so that their puppet Joe can win.

[Vern Humphrey]

Which is exactly what pencil peter buttfooker does.

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As of noon Central Time, there has been no news of the caucuss winner.
Hillary and O'Bamma have to have more time to rig the votes so that their puppet Joe can win.

They just announced the winner of the Iowa Caucus - - - Donald Trump!

[Major Tom]

And poor 'ol Joe came in 4th!

[S.A. Boggs]

And poor 'ol Joe came in 4th!

Surprised he got that far!
Sam

[Vern Humphrey]

And poor 'ol Joe came in 4th!

He just couldn't steal enough votes. He'll try harder next time.

[Gun Smoke]

And poor 'ol Joe came in 4th!

He was busy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ign-event.html

[Major Tom]

There is media news report concerning the "app" Iowa used and failed. Seems Hillary and her cohorts were behind the makeup of the "app". Doesn't surprise anyone.

[Vern Humphrey]

Probably the same gang that developed the Obamacare app.

[dryheat]

He would know about caucus's.

[blackhawknj]

Perhaps he knows a lot about being on top ?