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[barretcreek]

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Hi, I'm Scott from Mike Bloomberg's campaign. With so much at stake America deserves a guy who beat Donald Trump. Will you join me on his Team?

Answer: I'd sooner go to China and lick doorknobs.

[Vern Humphrey]

"Scot?" Which one of out NSDs uses that name?

[Major Tom]

Bloomberg, the buffoon, is an idiot! Nuff said!