Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame

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  • Vern Humphrey
    Administrator - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 15875

    #1

    Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame

    CHEROKEE NATION—Having dropped out of the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren rode in solitude back to her reservation, having failed to take the land back from the pale faces.


    "I am sorry, my people. I have failed," she said somberly, a single tear rolling down her cheek. "The white man still holds our land, and the very trees cry out against them. May Great Spirit grant us another chance in 4 harvests." The Cherokee people looked confused, so she clarified: "That means years according to the Indian talk book I picked up."
  • Major Tom
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 6181

    #2
    Good ridence to rubbish!

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    • RED
      Very Senior Member - OFC
      • Aug 2009
      • 11689

      #3
      Not only is she a liar, she is a thief. When she lied about her ancestry to get a free ride at an Ivy League college, she stole the opportunity from a real Native American.

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      • blackhawknj
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2011
        • 3754

        #4
        As we veterans would say, she was a fraud and a poseur.

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        • PWC
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 1386

          #5
          Now, if she'll just lose her senste seat.....

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          • kj47
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2013
            • 699

            #6
            Not able to carry her own state, thats pretty bad.

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