If the U.S. went on "lock down" what would people do?

[S.A. Boggs]

Is it just a matter of time?
Sam

[Vern Humphrey]

I understand there is now a toilet paper shortage.

[Dolt]

Hey, ya' live, ya' die, and in between you have fun. No one gets out of here alive anyway.

[Vern Humphrey]

All is not lost! There is a newspaper in Australia printing blank pages to make up for the shortage.

[dogtag]

When you see the warning signs, you quietly prepare.
If you don't, you'll have the unenviable task of seeking an alternative for toilet paper.
Might I suggest Democrat campaign material ?

[dogtag]

Our Media is more dangerous than the disease.

[togor]

Some guys living at the end of long dirt driveways have been locked down as a permanent lifestyle for a long time now.

So from their experience, I'd say the answer to the OP's question is

Post silly things on the internet.

[dogtag]

Some guys living at the end of long dirt driveways have been locked down as a permanent lifestyle for a long time now.

So from their experience, I'd say the answer to the OP's question is

Post silly things on the internet.

Well, you're certainly doing that.

[togor]

Well, you're certainly doing that.

Just following your lead sir.

[lyman]

Some guys living at the end of long dirt driveways have been locked down as a permanent lifestyle for a long time now.

So from their experience, I'd say the answer to the OP's question is

Post silly things on the internet.

there is always target practice

[Vern Humphrey]

there is always target practice

I have a sign, "Danger, artillery range. Firing in process."

[S.A. Boggs]

I have a sign, "Danger, artillery range. Firing in process."

Artillery simulators are "interesting" to get attention quickly.
Sam

[Vern Humphrey]

Artillery simulators are "interesting" to get attention quickly.
Sam

You'd be amazed at what you can do with them.

Saigon cowboys used to rip people off regularly -- you'd be walking down the street with a package, and a Saigon cowboy would come past on a motor scooter and grab your package.

Some rotten, low-down American GI put an artillery simulator in a camera case, attached the string to his wrist, and went down the street casually, camera case dangling from his hand. A Saigon cowboy ripped him off. About half a block away, the camera case began to whistle, and the Saigon cowboy, riding no-hands, held it up to see what was making the noise.

[S.A. Boggs]

You'd be amazed at what you can do with them.

Saigon cowboys used to rip people off regularly -- you'd be walking down the street with a package, and a Saigon cowboy would come past on a motor scooter and grab your package.

Some rotten, low-down American GI put an artillery simulator in a camera case, attached the string to his wrist, and went down the street casually, camera case dangling from his hand. A Saigon cowboy ripped him off. About half a block away, the camera case began to whistle, and the Saigon cowboy, riding no-hands, held it up to see what was making the noise.

How far did he and the bike go different ways?
Sam

[Madara]

China has a lot to explain about the spread of a Virus that came out of now where, Don't think its that bad in the U.S yet but if it ever get to that point and there's actually a lockdown. it will affect the economy and probably the election.