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  • togor
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    • Nov 2009
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    #16
    DT probably liked her music vid on the battleship. Turn back time indeed!

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    • dogtag
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 14985

      #17
      Originally posted by togor
      DT probably liked her music vid on the battleship. Turn back time indeed!
      I have that on tape. Haven't watched in years though.

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      • Vern Humphrey
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        • Aug 2009
        • 15875

        #18
        It puts me in mind of the actress who proposed marriage to Einstein, saying, "We owe it to the world to produce a child with my body and your mind."

        And he replied, "But suppose it has my body and YOUR mind?"

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        • dogtag
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 14985

          #19
          Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
          It puts me in mind of the actress who proposed marriage to Einstein, saying, "We owe it to the world to produce a child with my body and your mind."

          And he replied, "But suppose it has my body and YOUR mind?"
          That proves that anyone, even a Scientist is funnier than Red Skelton.

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          • Vern Humphrey
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 15875

            #20
            Originally posted by dogtag
            That proves that anyone, even a Scientist is funnier than Red Skelton.
            How can you say that about the creator of Bolivar Shagnasty (you spell that with two nasty's)?

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            • dogtag
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 14985

              #21
              Originally posted by Vern Humphrey
              How can you say that about the creator of Bolivar Shagnasty (you spell that with two nasty's)?
              After my interviewing over ten million people, I determined that
              no one over the age of five ever laughed at Red Skelton.

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              • Vern Humphrey
                Administrator - OFC
                • Aug 2009
                • 15875

                #22
                You didn't laugh at the two seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliffe?

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                • togor
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 17610

                  #23
                  As a little kid I thought "Red SkelEton" was a strange name for a performer, but that's grown-ups and show biz for you.

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                  • shadycon
                    Senior Member
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 371

                    #24
                    Originally posted by dogtag
                    After my interviewing over ten million people, I determined that
                    no one over the age of five ever laughed at Red Skelton.
                    How long did it take to do all those interviews?
                    M1a1's-R-FUN!!!!!!!

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                    • Vern Humphrey
                      Administrator - OFC
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 15875

                      #25
                      Originally posted by shadycon
                      How long did it take to do all those interviews?
                      Not long -- he doesn't speak Hokkien.

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                      • dogtag
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 14985

                        #26
                        Originally posted by shadycon
                        How long did it take to do all those interviews?
                        Not long. I'm a really fast listener.

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                        • PWC
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 1386

                          #27
                          Originally posted by dogtag
                          After my interviewing over ten million people, I determined that
                          no one over the age of five ever laughed at Red Skelton.
                          I guess it's because he doesn't have the dry British sense of humor. At least his shows didn't drag on and on like Dowton Abby, thank heavems

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                          • dogtag
                            Senior Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 14985

                            #28
                            Originally posted by PWC
                            I guess it's because he doesn't have the dry British sense of humor. At least his shows didn't drag on and on like Dowton Abby, thank heavems
                            All he did was pull ridiculous looking faces. That was his thing.
                            Steve Martin's thing was his trousers falling down.
                            Not my idea of humor.

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                            • Roadkingtrax
                              Senior Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 7835

                              #29
                              Originally posted by dogtag
                              Not my idea of humor.
                              You don't have any.
                              "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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                              • PWC
                                Senior Member
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 1386

                                #30
                                Originally posted by dogtag
                                All he did was pull ridiculous looking faces. That was his thing.
                                Steve Martin's thing was his trousers falling down.
                                Not my idea of humor.
                                From the sane time period....I wish the "Carry on...." crowd had stopped carrying on with thier slapstick and high school antics.

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