Bidet

[Major Tom]

A solution for toilet paper hoarders: buy a bidet kit and install it yourself on your toilet.

[dryheat]

How would that protect you from Zombies? You stack the TP up and take cover.

[High Plaines Doug r]

So...
being an American I'm not too familiar with bidets.
Tell me?
After you hose off your butt, What do you wipe up the water with? Your t-shirt or your pants?

Asking for a friend.

[Major Tom]

Let yer butt air dry. Ya can't go anywhere anyhow. LOL

[lyman]

So...
being an American I'm not too familiar with bidets.
Tell me?
After you hose off your butt, What do you wipe up the water with? Your t-shirt or your pants?

Asking for a friend.

Drag it on the carpet like your dog and or cat does,

[rayg]

[gpb]

I've seen them in European hotels. I never had the courage to use one. Luckily the hotels all had old fashioned toilet paper.

[Vern Humphrey]

I've seen them in European hotels. I never had the courage to use one. Luckily the hotels all had old fashioned toilet paper.

I thought they were for women.

[rayg]

I always thought so too, but of course probably could be used for another area also.. though maybe a little more messy lol, ...

[Vern Humphrey]

I always thought so too, but of course probably could be used for another area also.. though maybe a little more messy lol, ...

I can just see the thing clogged up -- how would you clear it?

[lyman]

I can just see the thing clogged up -- how would you clear it?

you don't crap in it, you just wash your self while on it

[Vern Humphrey]

you don't crap in it, you just wash your self while on it

But how much crap gets washed off?

[Vern Humphrey]

I'm confused here -- isn't Joe Bidet running for president?

[lyman]

But how much crap gets washed off?

depends on how much you use your hand or washrag

[Vern Humphrey]

depends on how much you use your hand or washrag

I thought that was Joe Bidet's job.