Bidet

[Mark in Ottawa]

I think that this is the single funniest exchange that I have ever seen on this forum. I have tears of laughter rolling down my face. Helps keep my sanity in place in quarantine

[Mike in NC]

Someone told me about a homemade outdoor bidet. It was a lawn chair with a hole cut out in the middle. Under that chair you place a small lawn sprinkler. I guess that cold water will really wake you up first thing in the morning after you do your business.

[Vern Humphrey]

Someone told me about a homemade outdoor bidet. It was a lawn chair with a hole cut out in the middle. Under that chair you place a small lawn sprinkler. I guess that cold water will really wake you up first thing in the morning after you do your business.

Try using a fire extinguisher -- it'll be the thrill of your life.

[lyman]

I thought that was Joe Bidet's job.

you want groping joe handling your tidbits?

[Vern Humphrey]

you want groping joe handling your tidbits?

Yeah, there is a flaw in that idea.

[S.A. Boggs]

Try using a fire extinguisher -- it'll be the thrill of your life.

Interesting to use one when the guy's were in the shower.
Sam