Who and what are the scumbag lawyers going to sue over this virus ?...

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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985

    #1

    Who and what are the scumbag lawyers going to sue over this virus ?...

    Not China as even they know that will go exactly nowhere.
    But you can bet they'll sue just about everybody else who
    was involved in fighting it. They'll sue all those who manufactured
    masks, ventilators, medicines for not producing enough or sooner,
    They'll sue stores that stayed open on the pretext that that caused
    the spread of the virus. They'll sue stores that stayed closed because
    doing that denied shoppers their ability to buy what they needed.
    They'll sue churches that kept open so that their flock could seek
    comfort because that helped spread the disease. They'll probably sue
    all those that didn't catch the virus because that discriminated
    against all that did. They'll sue Hospitals, Doctors, Nurses and the
    Police. They might even sue you.
    Unless hopefully they all caught the virus and succumbed.
  • Vern Humphrey
    Administrator - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 15875

    #2
    There were three guys who used to go duck hunting together, a doctor, a lawyer and an engineer. They all bragged about who had the best dog and who was the best dog trainer. One year they decided to settle it -- they'd all buy new dogs and next year they'd see who was best.

    The next year they're in the blind with their new dogs. A lone duck comes over. The doctor nudges the engineer, "This one's yours."

    BANG! Splat! "Go git 'em, Sliderule" says the engineer.

    Sliderule runs out behind the blind, gathers up sticks and builds a walkway out to the duck. He brings the duck back and lays it at the engineer's feet. "That's a dog that was trained by an engineer!"

    Another lone duck comes over. "This one's yours, Doc."

    BANG! Splat! "Go git 'em, Stethoscope!"

    Stethoscope hits the water, throws up a mighty wave, swims out, comes back, dismantles the walkway, starts a fire, plucks and cleans the duck, roasts it and serves it to the doctor.

    "That's a dog that was trained by a physician!"

    Another lone duck comes over. "This one's yours, Councilor."

    BANG! Splat! "Go git 'em, Subpoena!"

    Subpoena gets up, cracks his joints, rests his chin on the front of the blind and waits for the waves to bring the duck to him. Then he eats the duck, screws the other two dogs and takes the rest of the day off. He submits a bill for twenty hours work and files for Workman's Compensation, claiming he hurt his back.

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    • kj47
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2013
      • 699

      #3
      Best one I heard in a long time!!!!

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