How many toilet rolls can you get for a Chicken ? ...

**Vern Humphrey** · 04-29-2020, 04:41

Originally posted by dogtag

or is it the other way around ?
Never understood how a "boneless Chicken" manages to stand up let alone walk.

https://fortune.com/2020/04/28/us-me...rce=whatfinger

That's why they're so scarce.

**Gun Smoke** · 04-29-2020, 04:53

In the grocery stores you see cut up chicken packaged as "chicken parts" too but there is never enough included to assemble your own chicken.

**Major Tom** · 04-30-2020, 05:00

Boneless chickens may be scarce, but they are easy to catch!

**shadycon** · 04-30-2020, 05:41

Buffalo wings: Have you ever seen a flying buffalo?

**S.A. Boggs** · 04-30-2020, 06:05

Originally posted by shadycon

Buffalo wings: Have you ever seen a flying buffalo?

When one is inebriated many things can be observed!

Sam

**lyman** · 04-30-2020, 06:20

**Gun Smoke** · 04-30-2020, 06:30

Originally posted by shadycon

Buffalo wings: Have you ever seen a flying buffalo?

No. Those wings are WAY too small.

**Vern Humphrey** · 04-30-2020, 07:57

Originally posted by Gun Smoke

No. Those wings are WAY too small.

Talk to an old F4 pilot -- "Anything will fly if you put a big enough engine on it."

**RED** · 04-30-2020, 07:34

Originally posted by Vern Humphrey

Talk to an old F4 pilot -- "Anything will fly if you put a big enough engine on it."

I always thought that applied to the Air Force F-104... It was about the only aircraft at the time that had a poorer turning radius than the F-4.

**togor** · 05-01-2020, 04:01

Old joke from the TV show "The Odd Couple".

**dogtag** · 05-01-2020, 11:30

Originally posted by lyman

Love that Chicken Ranch pic

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