It's really fairly simple to solve the "police" problem

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  • S.A. Boggs
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 8568

    #1

    It's really fairly simple to solve the "police" problem

    Federalize all police and have a national standards of rules/conduct, equipment and uniforms.
    Police are funded from the federal treasury with a $2.00 tax on every alcoholic beverage to be paid to the IRS.
    The force is broken up into 4 segments of male/female, black/white.
    The dispatcher asks if the people are what sex and color then sends out the appropriate race/sex. Black guy involved gets a black cop, mixed race fight gets both colors. Only black cop can handle a black suspect, no exception. If a black guy is assaulting a white woman the white cop can't help so that no social injustice can occur.
    See how easy it is to solve the "police" problem.
    Sam
  • shadycon
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 371

    #2
    M1a1's-R-FUN!!!!!!!

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    • Major Tom
      Very Senior Member - OFC
      • Aug 2009
      • 6181

      #3
      What's needed is for ALL people to respect law and order. Resisting does not help the situation!

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      • S.A. Boggs
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 8568

        #4
        Originally posted by Major Tom
        What's needed is for ALL people to respect law and order. Resisting does not help the situation!
        If "they" respected law how could they get their Christmas shopping done early?
        Sam

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        • lyman
          Administrator - OFC
          • Aug 2009
          • 11269

          #5
          Papers Please

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          • shadycon
            Senior Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 371

            #6
            Too early for Christmas, take it to a pawnshop, up's, we burned it down, trade for drugs, again, the stash house got burned.
            M1a1's-R-FUN!!!!!!!

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            • LavaTech
              Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 48

              #7
              I'm sorry, but as joke threads go this one isn't even breaking into crack a smile territory for me....but at least it's an attempt!
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              • lyman
                Administrator - OFC
                • Aug 2009
                • 11269

                #8
                Originally posted by LavaTech
                I'm sorry, but as joke threads go this one isn't even breaking into crack a smile territory for me....but at least it's an attempt!
                off topic, looking at your Sig line,

                are you a SAR member?

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                • dogtag
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 14985

                  #9
                  It's not just Male, Female, Black, White.
                  What about the fifty four other genders ?
                  What about those yellow, light brown, red and green colored people ?

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