Dude spit at her after this..Wonder what she said..

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  • rayg
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 7444

    #1

    Dude spit at her after this..Wonder what she said..

    Dude spit at her after this:

    There is no sound on what she is saying on my computer audio.. Wonder what she was saying that got him so upset to were he had to spit on her....

  • Vern Humphrey
    Administrator - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 15875

    #2
    The sound is off -- click on the lower left of the screen.

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    • rayg
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 7444

      #3
      Oops..stupid me...Lol

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      • dogtag
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 14985

        #4
        Real Men spit into Spittoons. Queers spit on people.

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        • Vern Humphrey
          Administrator - OFC
          • Aug 2009
          • 15875

          #5
          P'tit Jean come into Isador's store. "Isadore, I like de way you fix dis place up."

          Isadore, he say, "I don't fix dis place up."

          P'tit Jean say, "You got four doors now."

          "I don't got four doors."

          "I bet you twenty dollars you got four doors."

          "I take dat bet."

          P'tit Jean say, "What's dat?"

          "Dat's de front door."

          "And what's dat?"

          "Dat's de behind door."

          "And what's your name?"

          "You know my name is Isador."

          "Dat's t'ree doors. And what's dat?"

          Isador look down, and P'tit Jean say, "Dat's a cuspidor!" And he take the twenty dollars.

          By and by Charles Bergeron come in. Isador think, "I get my money back." He ask Charles, "How you like de way I fix dis place up?"

          Charles say, "You don't fix dis place up. I ben come here twenny year, and you don't drive one nail, or put on one speck of paint."

          "I got four doors now."

          "You don't got four doors."

          "I bet you twenty dollars I got four doors."

          "I take dat bet."

          Isador say, "What's dat?"

          "Dat's your front door."

          "And what's dat?"

          "Dat's your behind door."

          "And what's my name?"

          "Your name is Isador."

          "Dat's t'ree doors. And what's dat?"

          Charles look down and say, "I dunno know what dat is."

          And Isador say, "Dat's a . . . dat's a . . . Dat damn' spitoon cost me forty dollars today!"

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          • dryheat
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 10587

            #6
            Now that's an old time story. Don't everyone get their panties in a wad. OK, more of a joke than a story. B'er rabbit and the tar baby is a story or fable per Aesop.
            I like that the big dude hauled the little dude away. If he spat on her later,well,that's because he is immature and has a loose afro. Probably just enough white to be dangerous and he hates his ancestry.
            Last edited by dryheat; 06-25-2020, 12:03. Reason: last edit2
            If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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